Cleverbot

[Bacon Boy]

Lag much?

 

[Bacon Boy]

Cleverbot just said Horus is Jesus.

 

[The Sign Painter]

He called himself God. He is FREAKING hilarious to talk to! Does anyone here remember the old version of SmarterChild on AIM? He was awesome then, now he is retired...

 

[Bacon Boy]

He called himself God. He is FREAKING hilarious to talk to! Does anyone here remember the old version of SmarterChild on AIM? He was awesome then, now he is retired...

He's God, Horus is Jesus, and then is Mega the devil? XD

jk

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

Me: Megaman.
Him: Vegan.
:Me No your mom is.
Him: You dont even know what my mother looks like.
Me: She looks like the dead dog in my trash can. Oh, wait....
Him: *censored.3.0* you.

 

[Bacon Boy]

[quote="Toon]Me: Megaman.
Him: Vegan.
:Me No your mom is.
Him: You dont even know what my mother looks like.
Me: She looks like the dead dog in my trash can. Oh, wait....
Him: *censored.3.0* you.[/quote]XD

lol

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

Him: Do you prefer lights bright or dim?
Me: I like them brighter than you.
So I guess they can be turned off.

NO ANSWER.

 

[Resonate]

[quote="Toon]Me: Megaman.
Him: Vegan.
:Me No your mom is.
Him: You dont even know what my mother looks like.
Me: She looks like the dead dog in my trash can. Oh, wait....
Him: *censored.3.0* you.[/quote]Lol! XD

What a mean Computer.

 

[Tyeforce]

Conversation:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bot: Do you want to get married?

Me: Yes.

Bot: How does that happen?

Me: I would fall in love with someone.

Bot: If you were a girl, I'd fall in love with you.

Me: That's disturbing.

Bot: Want to know what else is disturbing? Your life.

Me: You're a jerk.

Bot: I can't help who I am, sometimes.

Me: I hope your processors freeze!

Bot: I'm a virus. I self-replicate.

Me: THEN DIE!

Bot: That's not very nice.

Me: Now you know how it feels to be treated that way.

Bot: What way do you feel?

Me: ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M LEAVING.

Bot: Then what?

Me: Goodbye.

Bot: Are you leaving?

Me: No freaking duh!

Bot: How old are you ?

me: you're a pedophile

Bot: Sometimes.

me: okay then

Bot: I want to ask you a question.

Me: what question

Bot: Never mind.

Me: Bye

Bot: Sure</div>

ROFLMAO XD



You guys know you can click "Thoughts So Far" for a log of your conversation that you can copy/paste, right? XD

And yes, it's slow. But that's because it has to think. It's not lag.

 

[fitzy]

I can't say our conversation on here... x]

 

[Placktor]

i just said

ME: what is megaman

HIM: megacancer

wtf hahaha

 

[Tyeforce]

I can't say our conversation on here... x]

Lol, I had a really dirty one with it, too. XD Some of it's responses were just HILARIOUS! XD I didn't save the log, though. =( But I remember most of it. =P

 

[fitzy]

I can't say our conversation on here... x]

Lol, I had a really dirty one with it, too. XD Some of it's responses were just HILARIOUS! XD I didn't save the log, though. =( But I remember most of it. =P

Same.the responces are HILARIOUS! xDD

 

[Placktor]

it just swore like 039284390 times at me

 

[Tyeforce]

OH MY GOSH!! XD

I HAVE to post this conversation when it's over! XD

 

[Placktor]

wow heres are conversation

Me: Wanna Fight?
Him: Yes
Me: Alright Then. F*** You
Him: Thats what im going to do to you right now

 

[Resonate]

OH MY GOSH!! XD

I HAVE to post this conversation when it's over! XD

*Waits with Anticipation* :eh:

 

[Tyeforce]

OH MY GOSH!! XD

I HAVE to post this conversation when it's over! XD

*Waits with Anticipation* :eh:

Okay, here it is... XD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

User: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Cleverbot: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

User: Hmm...how can we help?

Cleverbot: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.

User: Great, I'll grab my stuff!

Cleverbot: There is no time, your sword is enough.

User: How about a kiss, for luck?

Cleverbot: You have got to be kidding.

User: Wow, what are all those heads?

Cleverbot: Those are the faces of evil! You must conquer each.

User: I guess I better get going.

Cleverbot: Here's the map.</div>
I swear, I did not make this up. It actually said that!! XD

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

It must be a Zelda Fan...

 

[Resonate]

OH MY GOSH!! XD

I HAVE to post this conversation when it's over! XD

*Waits with Anticipation* :eh:

Okay, here it is... XD
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

User: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Cleverbot: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

User: Hmm...how can we help?

Cleverbot: It is written, only ]Lol! That's awesome.

Me and my Cleverbot are arguing about Star Wars. =P