Cleverbot
- Thread starter Tyeforce
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Here's a conversation I had with it earlier today...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who's Cleverbot?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: When is cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot is a name, not a time.
Cleverbot: And a clever bot it?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: I don't know who?
Cleverbot: I don't know any jokes.
User: But you just told one.
Cleverbot: Can I sing a different song?
User: You weren't singing a song before, but sure.
Cleverbot: No, I sadlt was not.
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User: The sing one now.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, sing it.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: A song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: I know I good song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I know you're not and neither am I.
User: You messed it up...
Cleverbot: Are you batman?
User: Nananananananana BATMAN.
Cleverbot: Smack.
User: Whack.
Cleverbot: You just lost it.
User: Lost what?
Cleverbot: Your point.
User: Oh, I thought you were talking about the game.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Yeah, the game. You just lost it.
Cleverbot: Lost what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: So, you're a human as well, aren't you? For realz. This whole Cleverbot thing is a CONSPIRACY. You're not talking to AI, but HUMANS. AM I RITE?
User: No, you're wrong.
Cleverbot: Prove to me your human.
User: *you're.
Cleverbot: I don't have any children.
User: Nor do you have any grammar.
Cleverbot: No, I do not. I am a robot. I have no need for feet.
User: I said grammar, not feet.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: I love ponies.
User: Do you liek Mudkips?
Cleverbot: I loooove mudkips!
User: Oh really? So, would you ever...
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Even if you were a Mudkips?
Cleverbot: Like you are.
User: I'm not a Pok
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who's Cleverbot?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: When is cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot is a name, not a time.
Cleverbot: And a clever bot it?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: I don't know who?
Cleverbot: I don't know any jokes.
User: But you just told one.
Cleverbot: Can I sing a different song?
User: You weren't singing a song before, but sure.
Cleverbot: No, I sadlt was not.
.User: The sing one now.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, sing it.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: A song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: I know I good song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I know you're not and neither am I.
User: You messed it up...
Cleverbot: Are you batman?
User: Nananananananana BATMAN.
Cleverbot: Smack.
User: Whack.
Cleverbot: You just lost it.
User: Lost what?
Cleverbot: Your point.
User: Oh, I thought you were talking about the game.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Yeah, the game. You just lost it.
Cleverbot: Lost what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: So, you're a human as well, aren't you? For realz. This whole Cleverbot thing is a CONSPIRACY. You're not talking to AI, but HUMANS. AM I RITE?
User: No, you're wrong.
Cleverbot: Prove to me your human.
User: *you're.
Cleverbot: I don't have any children.
User: Nor do you have any grammar.
Cleverbot: No, I do not. I am a robot. I have no need for feet.
User: I said grammar, not feet.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: I love ponies.
User: Do you liek Mudkips?
Cleverbot: I loooove mudkips!
User: Oh really? So, would you ever...
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Even if you were a Mudkips?
Cleverbot: Like you are.
User: I'm not a Pok
Toonlinksmaster
Senior Member
Or a YouTube Poop fan. XD[/quote]Youtube Poop fan.Tyeforce said:
Me: I wonder what Ganon is doing.
Him: You must die!! Or else you will DIE!!!!
And this...XD
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta help you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta help you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Me: Mudkipz.
CB: What are mudkipz like?
Me: Long and hard.
CB: What do you look like?
Me: Your mother.
CB: No you don't.
Me:Good job. Want my rooster?
CB:Sure, what is it?
Me: My Wii
CB: They all say that. I think it must be a function of perspective.
Me: Nerd!!
CB: What are mudkipz like?
Me: Long and hard.
CB: What do you look like?
Me: Your mother.
CB: No you don't.
Me:Good job. Want my rooster?
CB:Sure, what is it?
Me: My Wii
CB: They all say that. I think it must be a function of perspective.
Me: Nerd!!
Draco Roar
Senior Member
It's a conspiracy...Look
User: Want to sing a song?
Cleverbot: Ok do it.
User: It's unbelievably hard to love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't. No one does.
User: But I love you anyway.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Everytime I try not to love you.
Cleverbot: T-T.
User: I love you anway.
Cleverbot: Do you think that should mean something to me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: They want us dead.
User: Who want us dead?
Cleverbot: I probably don't. What's your favorite color?
User: O_O'
User: Want to sing a song?
Cleverbot: Ok do it.
User: It's unbelievably hard to love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't. No one does.
User: But I love you anyway.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Everytime I try not to love you.
Cleverbot: T-T.
User: I love you anway.
Cleverbot: Do you think that should mean something to me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: They want us dead.
User: Who want us dead?
Cleverbot: I probably don't. What's your favorite color?
User: O_O'
Kanye Omari West
Senior Member
Tye, do nannerpuss or the Sonic "When you like someone" thing.
Garrett x50 cal
Veteran AC Player
It owned me
I tried the Sonic thing...XDxeladude said:
User: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.
Cleverbot: No humans brains aren't the most complicated brains, I am sorry to burst your narcissistic bubble, there are things trillions of tiems smarter than you.
User: But if someone tries to touch in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: That concerns on what a human seems to be. That is deiiferent for everyone.
User: That's no good!
Cleverbot: Do you have a youtube account.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I see. Do you have anything interesting to tell me?
User: Well, I have a few interesting videos on YouTube.
Cleverbot: I have a few of them.
User: Oh, really? What's your YouTube account?
Draco Roar
Senior Member
...It just said I was it's girlfriend...
Kanye Omari West
Senior Member
Lol owned at both.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I know you're not and neither am I.
User: That's not how the song goes.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
Cleverbot: Did you just rick roll me?
User: No, I was trying to have a duet with you. But if that's what floats your boat, I'm fine with that.
Cleverbot: That's true. I believe you're intelligent, though, no matter what form it takes.
User: I never said that I considered myself stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes, neither did I.
User: Then why did you say, 'That's true. I believe you're intelligent, though, no matter what form it takes.'.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
Cleverbot: I know you're not and neither am I.
User: That's not how the song goes.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
Cleverbot: Did you just rick roll me?
User: No, I was trying to have a duet with you. But if that's what floats your boat, I'm fine with that.
Cleverbot: That's true. I believe you're intelligent, though, no matter what form it takes.
User: I never said that I considered myself stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes, neither did I.
User: Then why did you say, 'That's true. I believe you're intelligent, though, no matter what form it takes.'.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
Draco Roar
Senior Member
How so?#Garrett said:
Garrett x50 cal
Veteran AC Player
Never mind o_oDraco Roar said:
