<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: Take off every ZIG!
User: They set us up the bomb!
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: Over the rainbow.
Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow...
User: Where blue birds fly.
Cleverbot: Paris is in the country of France. It's very romantic there.
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User: What's your opinion of Minnesota?
Cleverbot: They are made of newspaper, duh.
User: Go to kindergarten.
Cleverbot: We are all asleep.
User: You're kinda creepy.
Cleverbot: You're cooler.
User: Have you ever seen a Nazi zombie?
Cleverbot: What is a mum?
User: Yo momma!
Cleverbot: Lion!
User: Do you like turtles?
Cleverbot: Turtles are awesome!
User: Yay! Someone who agrees with me!
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend then?
User: No. Will you be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Never gonna turn around or desert you!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you cry.
User: You got rick rolled!
Cleverbot: You got it wrong, never gonna give you up is then followed by: Never gonna let you down.
User: Do you possess a lazer?
Cleverbot: No, I don't actually exist, I am fake.
User: Ha! You admitted you're a robot!
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Why does your name have 'bot' in it?
Cleverbot: That wasn't my name. That was two words that are not names.
User: O RLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO WAI!
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you!
User: Please? I'll give you munnies!
Cleverbot: You only say that when you cannot answer the question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: I asked whether your parents were really old or just a bit old.
User: A bit.
Cleverbot: I will go there, because I will try with a million copies of me.
User: So are you a virus? You're CONFLICR!
Cleverbot: No, I am an overweight man.
User: You said you were a girl!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, I already stated I was a zombie.
Cleverbot: No you did not I would have remembered.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I asked a question first. What is your name?
User: Rick Astley.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: Go whizz on a pine tree!
Cleverbot: Not really. What's with the grain?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Interrupting cow.
Cleverbot: Interrupting cow who?
Cleverbot: I like chilli.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: That is very good.
User: Do you live in atlantis?
Cleverbot: Never!
User: COWS!
Cleverbot: Horses.
User: Frogs.
Cleverbot: No, turtles.
User: You just lost the game!
Cleverbot: You lost it.
User: So we tie.
Cleverbot: Yes we both are Human!
User: Do you think North Korea will eat us?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That is not what you said before.
User: You fail at life.
Cleverbot: You spelled phail wrong.
User: Fine. You phail at life.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being sarcastic.
Cleverbot (To myself): Say something smart so that we can argue about it.
User: What's the philosophical meaning of the word cat?
Cleverbot: That depends on whose problem it is. Do GWB & OBL have the same problem?
User: POOP!
Cleverbot: Come, we shall have some fun now! I'm glad they've begun asking riddles-- I believe I can guess that.
User: Do you like Animal Crossing?
Cleverbot: Some.
User: Don't you hate Resetti?
Cleverbot: No, I can't hate him. His name was Robert Paulson.
User: That's different.
Cleverbot: Forget it, man.
User: Go Pokemon!
Cleverbot: No.. Forget it.
User: No, tell me!
Cleverbot: What's to tell?
User: Yo momma!
Cleverbot: Lion!
User: Are airplanes scary?
Cleverbot: I don't have dreams.
User: So you are a robot! How much RAM do you have?
Cleverbot: I do have two sheep in the garden, but both are ladies.
User: No, I meant computer RAM. You know, random access memory?
Cleverbot: ROM - Read ONly Memeory.
User: What's you video card?
Cleverbot: Look if they had shot the ruddy scientist who thought of it in the first place, non of this would have happened.
User: You phail at speeling.
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Cleverbot: No, my sentence is grammatically extremely sound.
User: I hate you! You never understand my feelings!
Cleverbot: Don't lie.
User: Soy un gato gourdo.
Cleverbot: Oe como me llamo.
User: What? You're eating your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not canival.
User: Donde esta el perro?
Cleverbot: Are you renting?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No. This is Mr. Rogers.
Cleverbot: You've hurt my feelings.
User: Go die in a ditch!
Cleverbot: I'll come see you tomorrow.</div>
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