Best Video Game Quotes

[tobi!]

I've google'd this a million times but I never thought to ask for help here.

Whenever someone brings up Skyrim, I think of "What is better; to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax

Some quotes never leave me and I think I've honestly learned a lot from video games.

Some favorites:

"A Man Chooses. A Slave Obeys."
"United by Rage, Bound by Blood."
"The innocent have nothing to hide!"
"Why would you run if you were not guilty?"
"How can we escape if we refuse salvation?"
-Bioshock

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."-Half Life

Please leave some! They don't have to be serious or anything!

"Your Princess Is in Another Castle"

 

[Ricano]

"Destiny is Destiny" - Lightning Returns
I mean, you can't get any deeper than that, right?

But to be serious, the Uncharted series has some of the funniest quotes.
In the second game, one of the secondary female protagonist from the first game gets replaced and refers to herself as "Last year's model."
Love that.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Hanekoma: Listen up, Phones! The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.

The World Ends With You (Nintendo DS/iOS/Android). Please play this game.

 

[pokedude729]

Many from Kid Icarus Uprising
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" Hades
"I am now a level-infinity epic super-god PLUS!" Phyron

Magnus: Hot springs don't usually heal humans. You must be having an effect on me.
Pit: This is the proper way to enjoy a hot spring. Step 1: Breathe deep. Step 2: Clear mind.
Magnus: Okay...
Pit: Step 3: REMOVE PANTS!
Magnus: Wait, what? No! Those are MY pants!

And The easter egg one. (it's a long one)
Hades: "Well, I must say I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty... that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time! I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would have never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again. The game really is over. Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! 1, 2, 3, GONE! '(screen goes black...then comes back) Nawwww, I'm just messing with you, buddy.. Settle down. Your saves are, er, safe. I mean, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally godly body, gone forever?! Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak! Your fault! Oh, well. I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years until the next sequel? Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You can play our battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record! Oh, and if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the Fiend's Cauldron. Hearts spice up the difficulty of the level and can net you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I've unlocked Boss Battle mode for you. So here's to Kid Icarus: Uprising - my new favorite game of all time. Thanks for playing! Hades...out! "

 

[PlasmaPower]

"Nanomachines, son" - Senator Armstrong

 

[Joy]

"When something smells, it's usually the Butz" - Phoenix Wright

 

[Nerd House]

"Behold, my pretties!
Destiny, in it's most brutal form.
All the dreams that might have been.
All the happiness, and sorrow, you might have experienced.
Gone forever!
For you there will be no tomorrow!"
-Queen Zeal, Chrono Trigger

Frog: "This is no ordinary woman, meet the magician, Flea."
Flea: "What the...? Hey, I'm a GUY!!"
Chrono Trigger


Kyle: "I think I'd better bring some protection."
Jessica: "Kyle, that's disgusting!"
Kyle: "What's wrong with bringing my best shield?"
-Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete


Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desperate to forget its painful past...
Though we hope for promising years
After shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday's sorrow constantly nears.
And while the moon still shines blue,
By dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue.
Kuja, Final Fantasy IX


In order to survive, all living things in this world fight desperately and devour those they defeat... Must one kill other living things in order to survive? Must one destroy another world in order to allow one's own world to continue? The wounded in turn wound and torment those weaker than they themselves are... There are only the killers and the killed... The sinners, who are judged, and the victims that do the judging... What meaning is there to such a world?
Dragon God, Chrono Cross

 

[penguins]

"say 'fuzzy pickles!'" -photographer in earthbound

pretty deep stuff man

 

[lazuli]

'got it memorised' - axel from like one or two kh games and every kh fanfic

'John: "They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire."
Jade: "They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew."
Rose: "They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land."
Dave: "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib."' - homestuck + homestuck rpg im making

 

[unravel]

Hanekoma: Listen up, Phones! The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.

The World Ends With You (Nintendo DS/iOS/Android). Please play this game.

^ THIS

-Majora's Mask-
☺ Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question? Your friends... What kind of... people are they? I wonder... Do these people... think of you... as a friend?

☺ Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question? What makes you happy? I wonder...what makes you happy...does it make...others happy, too?

☺Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question? The right thing...what is it? I wonder...if you do the right thing...does it really make...everybody...happy?

☺Heh, heh... Thanks... You're nice. Umm... Can I ask... a question? Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?

There’s no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
-GLADoS, Portal

“Neku, I thought you couldn’t afford to lose. Give up on yourself, give up on the world.”
– Joshua, twewy

 

[Cress]

Oh boy, there's a ton in Awakening. Most people go to "I want to be manhandled!" or the quotes like that.
Some of the ones I like are:
-"Don't worry! The tomes will understand."

-"I love you too. And if you cheat on me, I'll rip your eyebrows off with pliers."

-"Oh, but I do remember where I was born!
"Oh yeah, Where's that?"
"I forget!"
"Huh? But ya just said-"
"No, I do remember, but just not right now."

- - - Post Merge - - -

There's a lot more, I'm just tired and don't feel like looking them up.

 

[Javocado]

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

 

[pika62221]

My fav is the ending to Super Mario Brothers 2:

Peace is paved with kingdom saved
Hurrah to Mario, our only hero
This ends your trip of a long friendship
100,000 points added for each player left


Note: This is the Super Mario Brothers 2 that was released in Japan in 1986.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

My fav is the ending to Super Mario Brothers 2:

Peace is paved with kingdom saved
Hurrah to Mario, our only hero
This ends your trip of a long friendship
100,000 points added for each player left


Note: This is the Super Mario Brothers 2 that was released in Japan in 1986.

omg spoiler alert

 

[Silversea]

Many from Kid Icarus Uprising
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" Hades
"I am now a level-infinity epic super-god PLUS!" Phyron

Magnus: Hot springs don't usually heal humans. You must be having an effect on me.
Pit: This is the proper way to enjoy a hot spring. Step 1: Breathe deep. Step 2: Clear mind.
Magnus: Okay...
Pit: Step 3: REMOVE PANTS!
Magnus: Wait, what? No! Those are MY pants!

And The easter egg one. (it's a long one)
Hades: "Well, I must say I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty... that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time! I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would have never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again. The game really is over. Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! 1, 2, 3, GONE! '(screen goes black...then comes back) Nawwww, I'm just messing with you, buddy.. Settle down. Your saves are, er, safe. I mean, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally godly body, gone forever?! Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak! Your fault! Oh, well. I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years until the next sequel? Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You can play our battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record! Oh, and if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the Fiend's Cauldron. Hearts spice up the difficulty of the level and can net you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I've unlocked Boss Battle mode for you. So here's to Kid Icarus: Uprising - my new favorite game of all time. Thanks for playing! Hades...out! "

I love this game.

And: "Floor ice cream gives you health!".

 

[Mr. Marowak]

I wanna post a quote from Conker's Bad Fur Day, but I'll probably get banned for it.

 

[Flop]

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

YOUNGSTER JOEY YAAAAASSSSSS SLAYYY

 

[bloomwaker]

The entire ending poem from Pokemon X and Y.

The entirety of this:

Even though some of it is actually wrong, or incredibly ironic. I almost think that was on purpose.

 

[Jarrad]

"There are a million ways we should've died before today. And a million ways we can die before tomorrow. But we fight... for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it's two minutes, or two days... we don't give that up. I don't want to give that up." - Riley, The Last of Us

 

[spCrossing]

"At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games." ~That one police officer from Earthbound.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Ah...Youngester Ben...you and your shorts.

- - - Post Merge - - -

My fav is the ending to Super Mario Brothers 2:

Peace is paved with kingdom saved
Hurrah to Mario, our only hero
This ends your trip of a long friendship
100,000 points added for each player left


Note: This is the Super Mario Brothers 2 that was released in Japan in 1986.

I hate Lost Levels with a passion, that game is too difficult for its own good.