It’s usually once a week, where I’ll stop at McDonald’s and pick up some food I can share with my dog. Sometimes twice if I get a sudden craving for Taco Bell.
(It was actually a reference to a random American Dad episode, wherein Klaus (the fish) gets stuck watching TV all day and can't turn it off or change the channel, and one lady keeps making a joke, "do you know the difference between a government bond and a man?" To which she adds, "the bond matures." It's been stuck in my head for years. )
Probably pink. It's a nice color, but it doesn't suit me that well.