Ask Dad

[Geoni]

How did you and mom meet?

I'm a single dad.

 

[Capella]

are you sad I killed you

 

[Geoni]

Where have you been?

Work.

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are you sad I killed you

Yes we live in a world where a Dad can be killed by his own child.

 

[Capella]

wait aren't you already dead

 

[Geoni]

I have revived thanks to fatherly powers.

 

[Capella]

will you kill someone for me daddy

 

[Geoni]

will you kill someone for me daddy

No. Killing is bad. Talk things out or wrestle with them to determine the outcome that is the way you should resolve disputes.

 

[Lady Black]

No. Killing is bad. Talk things out or wrestle with them to determine the outcome that is the way you should resolve disputes.

But that's no fun.

 

[Geoni]

Good dads don't kill.

 

[nekosync]

Dad, do you tell "dad jokes"?

 

[Shadow516187]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

Are you Batman?

 

[Geoni]

Dad, do you tell "dad jokes"?

Other people tell them about me.

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Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

No cannibals eat who they want beware.

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Are you Batman?

No I still have parents.

 

[Zura]

I'm a single dad.

I was adopted

 

[Kernel]

Is religion important?

 

[LambdaDelta]

What makes you think you have any authority over me, DAD?

 

[Geoni]

Is religion important?

In many cultures religion is an important social structure that answers questions for people. On a personal level, whether or not it's important is up to you.

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What makes you think you have any authority over me, DAD?

You're not going to stay out of trouble with that attitude!

 

[Mayaa]

can i go out with my friends. mom said to ask you.

 

[PrayingMantis10]

I have a problem. I think of you as MoronDad. Are you going to change your name again?

 

[matt]

Whats for dinner tonight daddy?