You cannot be serious.5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.
Are you serious? My God, its just another baddie to dodge.1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.
I disagree with this as well. If they really wanted to shove a *censored.8.1* in a clouds mouth, they could do so much better job.2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.
Another example of how religion forces you to see and say things and point fingers. The yoshi character is meant to be the games form of transportation, similar to a horse. Now, I can't imagine Mario riding a horse seeing as Mario lives in dinosaur land where Horses haven't evolved yet.3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.
Go do your research. There have been female Toads in the past. Actually, pretty recent in one of the sports games I believe. Not really sure, just remember seeing one before. But anyway, just like the Bible, you need to research *censored.2.0* before you say *censored.2.0*.4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.
Its just a letter. I'm going to go buy a hat with a Z now, because I can just to piss this guy off. Better yet, a letter that looks like an ass. How about an M? Wait a second...5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.
Go watch some cartoons and tell me they are gay too.6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.
Because walking is so boring.7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.
Yoshis are female. >.>1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.
Blame Nintendo's graphics team for being such lazy ass holes.2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.
You may be right about this one.3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").
Not seeing this one.4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.
This is probably the best example of why you are an idiot. Its a *censored.3.0*ing video game. There are points to be gathered, and the pipes is another form of transportation in the Mario World.5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.
Not sure about this one. But you sure do know everything about Homos, don't you?6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.
You are an idiot. End of story.Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.
You know we are not the only country buying their products. Infact, Nintendo sells their products in JAPAN! OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THEY HATE AMERICA!It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.
I weep for all of you from this board.I weep for America.
I'm pretty sure it was a joke...Zack said:This man is an idiot.
Are you serious? My God, its just another baddie to dodge.1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.
I disagree with this as well. If they really wanted to shove a *censored.8.1* in a clouds mouth, they could do so much better job.2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.
Another example of how religion forces you to see and say things and point fingers. The yoshi character is meant to be the games form of transportation, similar to a horse. Now, I can't imagine Mario riding a horse seeing as Mario lives in dinosaur land where Horses haven't evolved yet.3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.
Go do your research. There have been female Toads in the past. Actually, pretty recent in one of the sports games I believe. Not really sure, just remember seeing one before. But anyway, just like the Bible, you need to research *censored.2.0* before you say *censored.2.0*.4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.
Its just a letter. I'm going to go buy a hat with a Z now, because I can just to piss this guy off. Better yet, a letter that looks like an ass. How about an M? Wait a second...5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.
Go watch some cartoons and tell me they are gay too.6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.
Because walking is so boring.7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.
Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:
Yoshis are female. >.>1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.
Blame Nintendo's graphics team for being such lazy ass holes.2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.
You may be right about this one.3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").
Not seeing this one.4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.
This is probably the best example of why you are an idiot. Its a *censored.3.0*ing video game. There are points to be gathered, and the pipes is another form of transportation in the Mario World.5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.
Not sure about this one. But you sure do know everything about Homos, don't you?6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.
You are an idiot. End of story.Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.
You know we are not the only country buying their products. Infact, Nintendo sells their products in JAPAN! OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THEY HATE AMERICA!It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.
Burn in hell you blind man.
I weep for all of you from this board.I weep for America.
After reading the first few pages I have become sick of this man's bias beliefs.Jas0n said:I'm pretty sure it was a joke...Zack said:This man is an idiot.
Are you serious? My God, its just another baddie to dodge.1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.
I disagree with this as well. If they really wanted to shove a *censored.8.1* in a clouds mouth, they could do so much better job.2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.
Another example of how religion forces you to see and say things and point fingers. The yoshi character is meant to be the games form of transportation, similar to a horse. Now, I can't imagine Mario riding a horse seeing as Mario lives in dinosaur land where Horses haven't evolved yet.3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.
Go do your research. There have been female Toads in the past. Actually, pretty recent in one of the sports games I believe. Not really sure, just remember seeing one before. But anyway, just like the Bible, you need to research *censored.2.0* before you say *censored.2.0*.4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.
Its just a letter. I'm going to go buy a hat with a Z now, because I can just to piss this guy off. Better yet, a letter that looks like an ass. How about an M? Wait a second...5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.
Go watch some cartoons and tell me they are gay too.6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.
Because walking is so boring.7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.
Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:
Yoshis are female. >.>1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.
Blame Nintendo's graphics team for being such lazy ass holes.2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.
You may be right about this one.3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").
Not seeing this one.4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.
This is probably the best example of why you are an idiot. Its a *censored.3.0*ing video game. There are points to be gathered, and the pipes is another form of transportation in the Mario World.5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.
Not sure about this one. But you sure do know everything about Homos, don't you?6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.
You are an idiot. End of story.Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.
You know we are not the only country buying their products. Infact, Nintendo sells their products in JAPAN! OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THEY HATE AMERICA!It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.
Burn in hell you blind man.
I weep for all of you from this board.I weep for America.
Look at the forums, it's not. Also look at the replies.Jas0n said:I'm pretty sure it was a joke...Zack said:This man is an idiot.
Are you serious? My God, its just another baddie to dodge.1. I real life, bullet's aren't black, or even visible in flight. In Mario's escapist homo-utopia, they are a big black phallic symbol, referencing interracial gay sex.
I disagree with this as well. If they really wanted to shove a *censored.8.1* in a clouds mouth, they could do so much better job.2. The turtle reaching for his groin, which is obscured by a gob of white stuff. The face on the "cloud" has its cheeks stuffed with something. You can guess what.
Another example of how religion forces you to see and say things and point fingers. The yoshi character is meant to be the games form of transportation, similar to a horse. Now, I can't imagine Mario riding a horse seeing as Mario lives in dinosaur land where Horses haven't evolved yet.3. Yoshi looks even more effeminate that usual, and has his mouth at groin height.
Go do your research. There have been female Toads in the past. Actually, pretty recent in one of the sports games I believe. Not really sure, just remember seeing one before. But anyway, just like the Bible, you need to research *censored.2.0* before you say *censored.2.0*.4. Prancing mushroom-men are explicity homosexual. Just look at the open shirts and limp wrists. There's a pair of them - no mushroom-woman to be seen.
Its just a letter. I'm going to go buy a hat with a Z now, because I can just to piss this guy off. Better yet, a letter that looks like an ass. How about an M? Wait a second...5. Font is specifically designed to have as many soft round buttock shapes as possible. The "M" and "W" have the most obvious resemblence to the supple, soft-yet-firm buttocks of a somewhat chubby young "twink", but even the "B" and "R" bring jiggling bumcheeks to mind.
Go watch some cartoons and tell me they are gay too.6. Every seen grass that looks like the grass in Mario's world? Or dirt that looks like that? No - just another excuses for more buttock-shapes.
Because walking is so boring.7. Turtle is prancing. Nobody just walks in Mario's escapist homo-utopia.
Here is a closeup of some other promotional material for New Super Mario Bros Wii:
Yoshis are female. >.>1. Two Yoshi's being "mounted". Notice no female Yoshis.
Blame Nintendo's graphics team for being such lazy ass holes.2. Lugi is holding on to the yellow mushroom man's groin.
You may be right about this one.3. Red yoshi's tounge is between Luigi's legs, commiting oral-anal sex (known as "dining at the O").
Not seeing this one.4. At bottom, a negro "twink". Notice there are no negress mushrooms.
This is probably the best example of why you are an idiot. Its a *censored.3.0*ing video game. There are points to be gathered, and the pipes is another form of transportation in the Mario World.5. And always the pipe. Mario gets coins when he slides down pipes. Teaching kids prostitution early.
Not sure about this one. But you sure do know everything about Homos, don't you?6. Magic Mushrooms make Mario grow bigger. Homosexuals are known to use certain mushrooms as aphrodesiacs.
You are an idiot. End of story.Also, when Mario finishes a level, he jumps on a flagpole, and with the pole between his legs, his slides down. Then he ends it all with a terrorist fist jab.
You know we are not the only country buying their products. Infact, Nintendo sells their products in JAPAN! OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THEY HATE AMERICA!It boggles my mind how the perveted sex-maniacs at Nintendo managed to come up with so many deviant ideas. They must do nothing other than give sake-lubricated shiatzu massages to their ladyboy gieshas, and produce homosexual recruiting tools aimed at America's children.
Burn in hell you blind man.
I weep for all of you from this board.I weep for America.
Really? Thats.... EWMuffun said:Spoilers people.
I have been looking around those forums and I must say the members are incredibly ignorant and blind. I read a topic in which a man considered castrating his son in order to stop him from masturbating.