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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Resident Representative Chibi of CherryDrop
What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An INVESTIGATOR
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
why do you bake cookies and cook bacon
There were three deaf men on a train. The first one said,
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Hey you're refrigerator is running ( the ol' classic
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Resident Representative Chibi of CherryDrop
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
(In reference to your username)don't!
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Why do Americans take out the U in colour?
Ok... I'm out of puns now
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