Giveaway 333 TBT (WINNERS CHOSEN)

Are you a transformer?
Because you're optimus fine.

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1+1=Me and you, put us together and we make the perfect 2

Made an account just for this thread to prove a friend wrong, Take Dat Homes. She thought the one liner I gave her was horrible. She told me to look at the rest saying it was nothin' in comparison
 
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I would like to enter!
Alright, here is my stupid pick up line, haha; I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together. :)
 
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Is thre a mirror in your trousers? Because I see myself in them

Oh God why did I do that >.<
 
You're like my pinkie toe. Small, cute and I'll probably bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
 
Congratulations on your anniversary! !
Here's mine..
"Here, lemme show you the most beautiful person in the world!
-gives you phone with camera set to selfie mode-"
 
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Ah congrats on your anniversary! :)
Here's my entry, tried to find a pick up line that's more sweet than funny.
"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
 
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Hey baby, are you a hurricane? Cause you're blowing me away!
 
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