1+1=Me and you, put us together and we make the perfect 2
Made an account just for this thread to prove a friend wrong, Take Dat Homes. She thought the one liner I gave her was horrible. She told me to look at the rest saying it was nothin' in comparison
Congratulations on your anniversary! !
Here's mine..
"Here, lemme show you the most beautiful person in the world!
-gives you phone with camera set to selfie mode-"
Ah congrats on your anniversary!
Here's my entry, tried to find a pick up line that's more sweet than funny.
"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."