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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a factory worker?

Ask them how to pronounce the word "unionized".
 
Don't do anything embarrassing while atoms with electrical charges are around, because they always have their ion you.
 
Electron: I have a problem man, I think I might be a compulsive liar...

Proton: Are you positive?

E: Yeah...

P: I guess you are a liar...
 
If H20 is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H20 cubed.
 
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