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The hipster chemist burned his hand because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool
 
*Helium walks into a bar*
Bartender - "We don't serve noble gases here, get out!"
*Helium does not react*
 
Why aren't chemists ever able to prank their friends?

Because they lack the element of surprise.
 
Optimist: sees glass half full
Pessimist: sees glass half empty
Chemist: sees glass entirely full; half in liquid state, half in vapor state
 
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