Giveaway 2000 TBT Bells! (Winners announced!)

[Redficasu]

I can't be the first!!! Right?

 

[Ragdoll]

first person to discover laxatives mustve been like 'oh ****'

 

[Roaming_Panda]

I bellieve it was good hehe.

I see what you did there.

 

[kazyrock]

Have you seen that new movie about constipation?

That's cause ITS NOT OUT YET

 

[CozyKitsune]

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

- - - Post Merge - - -

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business

 

[froast]

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

 

[duckvely]

When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

 

[tobi!]

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

all the good chemistry jokes argon

 

[Ragdoll]

all the good chemistry jokes argon

maybe they just got boron.

 

[toadsworthy]

Did you hear about the guy who hacked into Microsoft and stole their programs?

Outlook for catching the criminal doesn't look good, they don't have the Power to Point fingers at internal suspects, but they Excel at catching these lowlifes and on their Word they will have justice

 

[MayorDarryn]

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

 

[Mayorofarcadia]

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Omfg x3

Anyway ~ A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

 

[ReXyx3]

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes...

 

[Gracelia]

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalape?o business!

 

[KainAronoele]

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalape?o business!

I love this xD

 

[Ragdoll]

are you 9/11? because i could never forget you.

hahaa.. last one probably

 

[Javocado]

Alrighty closing the thread.
Winner will be announced via video tomorrow and so will favorite puns.
Thanks for entering!!

 

[Javocado]

The results are coming real soon!
If someone could post after this one so I don't get post-merged, that would be lovely!

 

[gnoixaim]

Congrats to da upcoming wieners.

 

[deerui]

ye jav I can't wait

crosses fingers