Giveaway 2000 TBT Bells! (Winners announced!)

[GumCat]

A steak pun is a rare medium well done!

 

[Shax]

Did you hear about the demon who got arrested? The charges were disturbing the peace and possession.

 

[danioof]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

 

[Tokage]

As much as I laughed at my condescending con joke I found one more that made me chuckle:

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

:'D

 

[Ragdoll]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

being ambidextrous is also pretty handy!

 

[Javocado]

I gotta hand it to you guys, these are good.

 

[Redficasu]

I gotta hand it to you guys, these are good.

Do I win if i can post like a 100-150 puns?

 

[Ragdoll]

I gotta hand it to you guys, these are good.

can't handle these beast puns mang, a lot of them are 10/10 hands down.

 

[Javocado]

Do I win if i can post like a 100-150 puns?

i am a tea enthusiast
i drink all kinds of it
earl grey, sleepytime, green, you name it

i also find that qualitea is greater than quantitea

 

[undernickle]

Tear off packages are tear-able. Get it?

 

[Ragdoll]

i am a tea enthusiast
i drink all kinds of it
earl grey, sleepytime, green, you name it

i also find that qualitea is greater than quantitea

dont forget hot tea

 

[Redficasu]

 

[The Pennifer]

♪♫ hey, Javocado, let?s guac and roll ♪♫
This thread is just too much pun!!

 

[EmmaFrost]

Putin puns are the best tbh

 

[ThePayne22]

Feel bad about going after that amazing Putin pun. >_<

From bird simulator, lawl

 

[Redficasu]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest :/

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

(Too Much???)

oh, and

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

 

[KainAronoele]

Though it's not the best, I think from seeing all these puns, my mind has kinda been set on trying to make some. So here's an original pun made by yours truly sending it to my bf during a conversation
*prior to this said convo he said he had to go out again for a bit*
Me: "Guessing you're staying out for a bit longer than a bit."
"For 2-bits."
"Sure hope you don't stay out for an 8-bit."


Now I shall fade away as the crickets start to chirp

 

[Redficasu]

Can I post more? I can Keep Going!!!

~ThePunKing

 

[KainAronoele]

I can't believe I forgot this one. It was my favorite thing ever a couple years ago ~

 

[Money Hunter]

Thanks for hosting this giveaway, I feel like I'm going to raichu a love song c: