Giveaway 2000 TBT Bells! (Winners announced!)

[buuunii]

 

[tae]

I just can't kelp myself- i had to enter.
*fish puns in ac are so bad*

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

 

[penguins]

have you ever tried to digest a clock? it's very time consuming
ba dum tsss

 

[LaBelleFleur]

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

 

[wenymi]

I'd like to tell you a pizza joke but it's too cheesy.

 

[Hakoe]

I hope you had a "cool " time .

But that is water under the bridge now.

 

[Tokage]

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

 

[squirelT]

My friend refuses to eat raisins, no matter how its prepared, cookies, muffin, etc. I can't understand why he doesn't like them; he can be so unraisinable sometimes

 

[jfstalkertje]

An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn't have enough band width.

 

[Keitara]

Idk if this counts but I can't think of anything else

They exchanged pokemon to evolve them but one turnt out with German name because she had German Game

i know this is super lame but well just ignore it then

 

[kasane]

How do you organize a space party? You planet
ಠ_ಠ lmao bc i actually have a science test today

 

[chronic]

Religious lions get down on their knees to prey.

 

[Amissapanda]

I threw a stick three miles. My dog managed to find it and he brought it back.

Sounds a bit far-fetched, I know.

 

[ACupOfTea]

If you're cold you should go stand in a corner because they're 90 degrees.

 

[SaffronJoy]

The scarecrow got a raise because he was outstanding in his field ~

 

[Mercedes]

Old people at weddings tell me "your next"
So, I starred doing the same thing at funerals.

 

[CozyKitsune]

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing just a little wine! *Slaps knee* (If you don't get it wine is made from grapes!)

 

[Marlene]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Thank you for doing this and good luck to everyone :33

 

[Greninja]

I have a lot of thyme on my bands