Giveaway 2000 TBT Bells! (Winners announced!)

[Redficasu]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

(Can we post more than one? like one an hour or something? Cause i got a lot! I'm a Pun finder)

 

[Aradai]

what kind of overalls does mario wear?
denim denim denim.

idk I'm playing smash and i remembered it lol

 

[HotPantsLadyD]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[Marisska]

Snakes don't drink coffee because it makes them viperactive XD

 

[Qast]

Yes.
Also... I got some seaweed! I just couldn't kelp myself!

 

[yoyo98]

What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A milk dud!

 

[Ragdoll]

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Can we post more than once? I mean, not to have more entries (that would be nice tho) but because its pun fun lol

Edit: oh yea, hetalia reference, sorry XD

 

[BellHopper123]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[desy]

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Yatogami]

I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up.

 

[shib]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

 

[Blizzard]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Mighty neighborly of you to do this!

 

[carlaeleni]

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection, except one. He's never going to give you Up.

 

[hazelden]

how do you organize a space party? you planet >:^)

 

[00ToxicLove00]

I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.

 

[-Apples-]

Attempting to by a chocolate cake collectible after owning 2,000 TBT would be a piece of cake.

 

[Cadbberry]

All the people leaving, that was

Onix-pected

 

[Alienfish]

What happened to the sword when it got pulled out of the stone? It became stone free

 

[Kacheena]

I've always liked this pun x)

 

[Brianstorm]

I came in like a wrecking ball