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Time to make the longest post ever! Or try anyway.. So once I went to a cheesecake factory and I was touring and was happy but then duhn duhn duhn! A duck went up and shouted I LIKE PIE! Then the Duck said "Hey, got any pie?" and a man said "No but we have cheesecake and it's really good!" but the duck said "EEEWWWWW Cheesecake and then started killing people. But then falcon came in and fawlcone punched the duck into space! But then Falcon started punching everybody! But then I woke up. Suddenly a pikachu came and shocked everyone five times even though I was in my bed and was the only one in my room. So I went downstairs grabbed a big pile of pancakes and scarfed them down, after chewing and swallowing I shouted I HATE BLANKA, then a duck showed up and proceeded to mock me then jump on me reapeatedly I got annoyed so I shot it with a pancake then I got into a mario kart and drove away while peeta chased me in a turkey car, after all peeta stands for people eating tasty animals, then the world ecksploded and I had to go on this ship called the white whale to this wierd planet called "mira" where I had to type an essay and then redo it so I did
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Identity is multiple things, it can be how you identify yourself as, how others identify you, or how to law identifies you. Your identity defines who you are, it shows who you think you are, and who others think you are. It shows the bias of both you and others.
Who you think you are is part of your identity. You might believe yourself to be always right and rather nice when you might actually be a self-entitled jerk. You might believe yourself to be not very good at anything when others see you as good at everything. Who others think you are also contributes to your identity as well, for example if some people think you are dangerous and vengeful (like medea) I could mean you are very dangerous, or it could just mean you got a bad name for nothing, (unlike medea). Your identity in front of the law for example back in the old days you would have a lot more rights if the law identified you as a male rather than a female, also if you identified as gay the law would not accept that.
In conclusion, you identity is made up of different things. Who you identify yourself as, what gender, what skills, what race? Who others identify you as, are you dangerous, are you a friend, are you nice? And what the law identifies you as, what rights, criminal records, illegal or legal? Over all these things define who you are.Why are you reading this?
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Identity is multiple things, it can be how someone identifies himself as, how others identify them, or how to law identifies them. Someone’s identity defines who they are, it shows who they think they are, and who others think that person is are. It shows the bias of both them and others.
Who someone thinks they are is part of their identity. They might believe himself to be always right and rather nice when they might actually be a self-entitled jerk. They might believe himself to be not very good at anything when others see them as good at everything. Who others think someone is also contributes to their identity as well, for example if some people think they are dangerous and vengeful it could mean they are very dangerous, or it could just mean they got a bad name for nothing. Someone’s identity in front of the law for example back in the old days someone would have a lot more rights if the law identified them as a male rather than a female, also if they identified as gay the law would not accept that.
In conclusion, identity is made up of different things. Who someone identifies himself as, what gender, what skills, what race? Who others identify them as, are they dangerous, are they a friend, are they nice? And what the law identifies them as, what rights, criminal records, illegal or legal? Over all these things define who someone is.Why did I type all this?
 
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
And it's fresh
And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
“I’ll pass.”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck,
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don’t get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store.
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
“Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

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And now for a deep and touching story.









"Hello..."


"It's-a-me"

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