Giveaway 1,000 BTB!

[Han Solo]

I have more BTB than I know what to do with, so I thought I'd do a little giveaway.

All you have to do is tell me your favorite dad joke. The cringiest one wins obviously.

Ends in an hour or so at 4 AM TBT time. c:

(May be extended a bit since its late)​

 

[kassie]

I'm trying to figure out what a Dad joke is. xD

 

[rosetti]

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way…

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

I'm trying to figure out what a Dad joke is. xD

Ditto haha.

 

[Han Solo]

A dad joke is pretty much just a horrible joke haha

 

[kassie]

Ah~ Okay well this one made me giggle and cringe a bit so wynaut:

A furniture store keeps calling me.
But all I wanted was one night stand.

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Here's one:

Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hi, hungry! I'm dad!

Thanks for this awesome giveaway!

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

A dad joke is pretty much just a horrible joke haha

Oh dad bad. I see. XD
Hmm... what joke to use.

 

[Campy]

Thanks for doing this!

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

 

[Ayaya]

whoops got it wrong. here's one: how do you make a space party? you planet.

 

[Cadbberry]

Hey dad can we listen to some rock n roll in the car?

Why do we need that? We are Rockin and Rollin

 

[Murray]

what does an eagle have in common with a mole?

they can both fly except the mole

 

[Alvery]

I'll give this one a try c:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer: a fsh

 

[sej]

Umm....
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas eve.

 

[SarahBearah]

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!

 

[Lassy]

Child: What's on the TV?
Dad: Just some dust.



Mehhhhhhhh.

 

[eleanorshock]

I hear this one all the time.

Dad: "Hey kids! A train just passed!"
Kids: "How do you know?"
Dad: "It left tracks!"

-_-

 

[RosieThePeppyCat]

Why did the Tomatoe blush?
Because it saw salad dressing

 

[P.K.]

A dad, mom and three kids are sitting down and having dinner and one of the kids ask, "Hey dad, tell us a joke."
And the dad replies, "I've only made three jokes in my life and they're all sitting in front of me."

 

[RosieThePeppyCat]

A dad, mom and three kids are sitting down and having dinner and one of the kids ask, "Hey dad, tell us a joke."
And the dad replies, "I've only made three jokes in my life and they're all sitting in front of me."

OMG that's funny lol. c: xD