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Me: How well did you do in school?
Dad: Well, I came 23rd out of 24th.
Me: Woah, you were that bad?
Dad: Yeah, because the 24th person had died.
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cringiest.
Dad: Well, I came 23rd out of 24th.
Me: Woah, you were that bad?
Dad: Yeah, because the 24th person had died.
.......
cringiest.
Punchy-kun
Be happy <3
Don't know why I'm laughing LOL
Chibi.Hoshi
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Kairi-Kitten
Weak Grandpa
Ahahaha using this because it made me laugh xD:
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Aradai
SHIFT IN YOU AND I
my dad and i went to a dad convention yesterday.
after 3 hours, i decided that i was starving, so i told the dads, "I'm hungry."
they all replied in unison, "Hi hungry, I'm Dad!".
after 3 hours, i decided that i was starving, so i told the dads, "I'm hungry."
they all replied in unison, "Hi hungry, I'm Dad!".
BiggKitty
Don't make me cross!
My joke is cringeworthy because it is a sexist blonde joke
Jazzmin O'Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend says, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" Jazzmin says "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then.... let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in their box........."
Jazzmin O'Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend says, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?" Jazzmin says "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then.... let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in their box........."
snapdragon
Senior Member
Haha can I just tape record everything my dad says and post it here? ^^; here's one I saw:
Dad, buying universal remote for the first time: "Now, this changes everything". Ba-dum chhhhh! ._.
Dad, buying universal remote for the first time: "Now, this changes everything". Ba-dum chhhhh! ._.
lazuli
Senior Member
not quite a dad joke but:
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
badcrumbs
Get Confident, Stupid!
My boyfriend's dad is a retired History teacher, and has LOADS of awful dad jokes/puns. I heard this one from him just the other day:
How did Hitler tie his laces?
In little Nazis.
How did Hitler tie his laces?
In little Nazis.
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