Recent content by Liquid Ocelot

[loud complaining noises, snuggling back into bed]

Don't get upset over it. Both me and my boyfriend have talked about this and it's pretty natural to get infatuated with other people once you're in a committed relationship. But like. That infatuation can't even measure up to how much I love my boyfriend. So I kinda let it be and don't worry...

Literally do whatever you want to do. It's either not going to suit you the way you wanted it to (wear a hat or a headband or something while it grows out), or you're going to like it. I mean. Hair fixes itself. I wouldn't cut it right before a big event or anything, but. Seriously. You're...

Had a dream I killed my boyfriend once. I woke up thinking it'd actually happened and I started panicking so hard and I called his cell phone. I didn't truly believe he wasn't dead until he showed up at my house later that day.

Look. I'm not saying they should shun speaking English, but if you're gonna force it on someone? That's wrong. I speak English. I also speak German, and Russian, and other bits and pieces here and there. You cannot expect someone to just immediately pick up a language because 'murrica...

I love long hair on men, short hair on women- it really just depends on how well their hair is maintained in general, honestly.

I believe in Santa as a concept. Like. Give gifts to people. Freely. Without expecting anything back. Like. My boyfriend is my Santa Claus because he bought me a wonderful gift out of the blue and for no reason other than to give me something he thought I would enjoy. But I never bought into it...

Literally build a haven. Donate large sums of money to domestic abuse survivors, fund cancer research and clean drinking water worldwide, take some people out to do something they've always wanted to do... If it were truly unlimited, I would literally make sure no one went hungry again...

ARe you ****ing Kidding Me. "We don't want to speak their language as our primary language!" It's called being multilingual you nut. They can learn English, but there should be things available so that learning English does not become a forced thing. You can go to other countries and be...

You should try to learn the language of a country you are immigrating to, but it should not be required.

Just one thing? Then- hmm. I like my collarbone. I'm actually kind of fond of my body in general. Is that weird?

Hmm. I've also been clearing my throat a lot because of the weather. It makes me sound like an old man, but it's just the worst. Touching moment? *HACKING, COUGHING* Watching a movie? *KOFF* **** everything.

I am literally the same annoying ******* online as I am irl. Except IRL, you'd probably never guess what I looked like. Okay, maybe you could. Point is, I'm too tired to switch between personalities, personas, nanomachines, whatever. I do me.

I- I love you, too. Sometimes I want to yell at traffic. Or flip people off- which I actually do, from the safety of my car.

That's called your sense of mischief, friend. Or your Id. Whatever you want to call it. It's a part of your brain that doesn't care about anything but what YOU want, and everyone has one- it's all you had when you were an infant. So. Yeah. I have weird impulses, too. Usually to hit people...