-Stupid villagers not leaving. Caroline, I ignored you for almost half a year. You annoyed me so much by moving your stupid little house next to mine. I flipping restarted my game because of you. YOU DESTROYED SO MANY HYBRIDS AND PERFECT FRUIT TREES.
-Like five villagers moving right around my house. Seriously? Why? You have literally made a cluster of houses right by me. Yet poor Deena is all by herself across the bridge.
-You requested a PWP? It costs 400,000bells? How about you pay it off yourself, and whilst you're at it, pay off my mortgage, I've put around 2million bells into your PWPs, you've put like 30bells in.
-Stop walking around outside my house. Get lost, you are walking in my hybrid patch. Don't you flipping put non-hybrids down, ahat are you playing at?
-No, I don't think that you look 'cool or cute' in that stupid shirt design from someone from anytown, wear the stuff I specifically designed for you residents.
-Kapp'n, shut up. I don't want to hear a song about how you forgot your shoes on your first date with your wife, or how you put salt in your daughter's cake instead of sugar. NO, I did not get cuter from the trip to the island, I look exactly the same you dimwit.
-Villagers, stop saying I look awful, and that I look tired. It's freaking mean.
-Shut the hell up Isabel, I don't need an explanation on how to write letters.
-Cyrus, wake up for crying out loud. I don't care if there are people round, it's flipping rude.
-Villagers, stop coming round for a 'suprise visit' I'M BUSY.
-That god damn unlucky thing where you fall flat on your face.
-No, I'm not getting you some fruit, shake the tree yourself, you do it to non fruit trees, what's the difference?? No, I'm not fishing or catchin you a certain thing, you have nets and fishing rods, catch it yourself!
-Grass wear, STOP.
-Shop keepers, stop welcoming and saying goodbye to me, also stop following me. JEEZE.
/Rantoverfornow/