Dang, that sounds sucky but at the same time you're as tough as nails.
Truth or humorous and somewhat awe worthy lie?
Either way I got nailed in the face hard enough to shatter teeth while they were still in my skull.
Like, while I still had baby teeth.
Anyways, when those teeth came in they fell right out.
Of course you know, being a ruffian and having your face heaved against the pavement doesn't help keep already broken teeth.
Does help you look pretty dang intimidating though.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, friend.