Give a reason why the above username is bad.

[Noah98789]

pls be creative i beg
because it makes me think of hau... idk why

 

[Vintage Viola]

Because using your real name for a username is dumb

 

[Aquari]

youre most likely not vintage, bad

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Honestly I've got nothing.
Er...It's bad because I can't think of anything bad to say about it?

 

[forestyne]

You sound like you should be the mayor of Thneedville

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

You sound like you should be the mayor of Thneedville

You sure that's not a good thing?



Bad because what the hell is a forestyne?

 

[Reyrey]

Bad because you sound and look like an edgy ash Ketchum with a random Q in his name

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Bad because Reyrey sounds like a nickname a really annoying middle school girl would get.

 

[forestyne]

Bad because you manufacture your trees, each one made in factories and using 96 batteries.


And Forestyne is an English historical baby name meaning "of the forest". Yeah, someone actually named their kid that like 2000 years ago.

 

[Reyrey]

Bad because you're not Wesley and you don't glow after u swim

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Bad because you're not Aloysius O'Hare, the man who found a way to sell air.

 

[forestyne]

Bad because you wouldn't let it grow.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Bad because your name has "forest" in it, something that Aloysius O'Hare doesn't want to grow.

 

[Reyrey]

Because you're not the lorax and you do not speak for the trees.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Bad because you don't realize how bad you can be.

 

[forestyne]

Bad because there's a principal of nature that almost every creature knows.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Bad because it's survival of the fittest, and here this is how it goes.

 

[forestyne]

Bad because it's the animal that eats has got to scratch and fight and claw and bite and scratch

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Because the animal that doesn't no the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's la-la-la-la-lunch



MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

 

[forestyne]

Bad because how ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally.