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Create your own Bug and Fish Puns
As the title says, post your own Bug and Fish puns here. The bugs and fish must come from the Animal Crossing universe, of course.
Example:
I caught a Sea Bass!
It's a busy bass!
(It's ABC bass!)
You caught a crawfish!
I could have swore it was swimming!
I got a Ocean Sunfish
not a shark ?!
I caught a ray! I wonder if I'll get a tan...
I caught a pop-eyed goldfish! I wonder what would happen if I fed it spinach.....
I caught a jellyfish!
I shall name him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy!
I caught a Sawshark!
Is it time for redemption?
(Shawshank Redemption)
I caught.. Pascal?!
OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- I MEAN PASCAL!
I caught a saw stag,
It almost cut down the tree!
(lol, that is lame)
I caught a flea,
I wonder why it can't be found in the flea market
(Really? Is this the best I can do?)
I caught a whale shark,
let me guess, your mom is a whale and your dad is a shark.
(Why can't I come up with any good jokes!)
I caught a gaint isopod,
More like a gaint sea roach!
(okay, now that one is kind of funny)
OHMAHGAWD
I caught a golden stag!
Not very golden, if you ask me..
I caught a mole cricket!
Doesn't look like Resetti...
I caught an octopus!
Marina? Is that you?
I caught golden stag! Looks like this was.. *character puts on sunglasses* A Golden moment. (Next 100 boxes of text is just him screaming Yeaaaah!)
I caught a tarantula.. Whew.. its kinda fast.. maybe I should use some tar.. (hehe y'know.. to slow it down?
I caught a tarantula.. WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BURN IT!!
I caught a goldfish! Im rich! Rich I tell you! Riiiiich!
I caught a Sea bass.. Whats this? It has no strings! (Bass guitar? Yaaay...)
