Zombie Apocolypse. What would you do?

[Vex L'Cour]

Imagine that there is a Zombie Apocolypse.

You woken up by your worried parents/roommate (insert here), telling you that a Zombie Apocolypse has broken out and you're the one to decide what is going to happen.

There are few survivors around you, some shops have been looted but some have not. Zombies make up about 80-95% of the people you meet, as well as animals and everything else.

Guns are avaliable (Only if you live near a place with them, or own them) otherwise you'll be down to crude weapons.

So, what do you do?

Personally? I'd loot the local superstore then turn my home into a fort.

EDIT:// for thoose who want to make a 'story' out of this. You have to survive for two weeks until the army come in to rescue survivors.

 

[Psychonaut]

i'd obviously be chillin with my bro andyb as opposed to being with friends/family.
so we'd find a few zombies out back, and realize what's going down.
so we understandably give no ****s about collectors anything, every video game system/blunt object becomes fair play as a wepon.
we both take a drive down to rescue our respective lady friends, nbd.
they have a couple of mutual friends who we decide to allow tag along, nbd.
oh and we probably saved our mum's or something like that. dad probably got bit.
so we'd probably head towards a pub or something at that point, cuz there's like ten thousand pubs per square inch in europe or something.
the problem'd be that the car would break down halfway there, and we'd have to walk. hopefully zombies can't smell warm flesh.
so we'd come to the pub, and we'd obv realize the door's locked. so me and my bro would play some kinda ro-sham-bo as to who would stall the zombies for time, while the rest of the group tried to find a back door or sommit to get in without leaving a huge ass hole for zombies.
so we'd be holding out at the pub for like a while, and then our dumb ass would get bored and decide to play some tunes on the jukebox, which without thinking, would make every zombie know we're there.
so then we'd like, have this hliarious sequence where we're all beating up zombies to unfitting music. it'll be a riot.
so after that's done, we'd have to like, fight this huge zombie horde and probably die but that'd be cool cuz we're bros like that and fighting zombies is the way to go.

 

[AndyB]

Bros to the end.
Also, this came in the mail today. I'm ready, how 'bout you?!

Spoiler

 

[D1llon]

Probably gather a bunch of people, peers, families, and neighbors. Then we'd go and gather as much food, supplies, and weapons as we could and barricade a local grocery store.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

I'd build a homemade arsenal out of wacky but semi-effective found objects (since there are no gunshops nearby), team up with some bros, and be the first one to get eaten. 8J

 

[Sporge27]

I would disguise myself as a zombie and just live off what I can find in stores when other zombies aren't looking >_>

yeah that should work as long as I disguise my smell as well as my look lol

 

[Jas0n]

I would disguise myself as a zombie and just live off what I can find in stores when other zombies aren't looking >_>

yeah that should work as long as I disguise my smell as well as my look lol

inb4 you get shot by a human XD

Disguising smell alone would work, would it not? Zombies aren't the smartest of things.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

inb4 you get shot by a human XD

Disguising smell alone would work, would it not? Zombies aren't the smartest of things.

Shaun of the Dead

They posed as zombies and it worked.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

inb4 you get shot by a human XD

Disguising smell alone would work, would it not? Zombies aren't the smartest of things.

Shaun of the Dead

They posed as zombies and it worked.

 

[Elliot]

There was a show about people that cut a zombie's body and put the living organs and stuff on the person so the zombie won't smell the human scent according to my memory.
As for the topic.
I would probably just go to the nearest shop & fight for a few days or 1 day and move on.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

@Sporge+Jas0n: Have you guys seen Zombieland? If not then you should. :3c

 

[Brad]

So, me and all of the people that were at my party, *that I totally have every night where we do tons of illegal things*, would like get a whole bunch of cars and start like a pack of people that drove down the road killing everything when we would finally reach wal-mart and dig underneath and start a new mole-like society of humans and I would become the king of the underworld and going above ground would be forbidden. The zombie apocalypse would be nothing but a myth until some stupid little pre-teen goes above ground and lets all zombies in where we would teach them the joys of disco and all live happily ever after.

THE END!!!!

 

[Jrrj15]

If there was a Zombie Apocalypse I would go to the medieval fair... What? I've never been D:

 

[FallChild]

Short term: Boat
Long term: Prison
Attach rats to cellphones, call the number and throw them far away. Cut my hair less than an inch short, try to find a crowbar. Don't ask me about my nerdy and slightly creepy obsession with zombies. Please.

 

[Thunder]

I'd surround my house with peashooters and lawn mowers.

 

[rafren]

I'd surround my house with peashooters and lawn mowers.

Don't forget Sunflowers and Walnuts!

 

[Megamannt125]

Make some makeshift armor, grab some weapons, deck out my car with blades and ****.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
And i'm all out of gum.

 

[crazyredd45]

probably commit suicide

 

[[Nook]]

Arm myself with Bellsprout, Piranha Plants, and highly explosive Cherubi.

 

[Bacon Boy]

Leave the planet and live on my prototype moonbase where I shall continue to work on a cue.