Bluedressblondie
Whoa. *explodes*
Post your WORST experiences using Club Tortimer. Don't mention names or post pictures.
Your worst Club Tortimer experience
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From this thread.
I had to edit the post because of a few grammar errors. Also, I met a 6 year old on the island a few days later, which was by far the most awkward experience I've ever had on Club Tortimer.
Today, I decided to go to Club Tortimer since I was bored. Almost every single time I went on the island, I kept meeting the most weirdest people. The first island I went to, I met a 10th grader who lived in Pennsylvania, it was funny how she couldn't even spell the name of her own state. She spelled it "pencilvenia" or something like that. She was very creepy, she would not stop asking me for personal information. First, she asked for my name, I said Atsuya, but she meant what's my real name and I told her. Then she asked me which school I went to. She thought I was somebody who went to school with her, so I asked her which state she lived in, and it turns out I live nowhere near where her. Later, she kept blabbing on how unrealistic NL seems, which I honestly couldn't give 2 ****s about how realistic she thought it was, and I told her how I thought it looked more realistic compared to past games. After, she kept saying "really mental issues -.-" "you got mental issues". I left soon after.
On the next island, I met a boy who was wearing royal clothing. The first thing he said was "im rich". I said "OK". He replied back with "31 million" and I said "cool". After 2 minutes, it disconnected. I went back and the next island had someone named Danny, and he kept talking to me about how his villager needed a signature and that needed to add someone and how he was willing to pay me in bells. I refused for reasons, one of them being that CT has a reputation for having scammers/trolls. The next island had a girl called "Kya" and someone else I forgot (I think Josh?). The guy kept talking about how he was gay and how we was looking for a boyfriend. I'm fine with that, but he would not stop talking about that and it got kind of irritating and awkward after awhile. Somewhere in the back in my head I felt like he he was just trolling, though. It disconnected, and when I went back, I met Josh again. We were chatting, and he did the exact same thing he did before the disconnect. He later asked me if I was gay, then he said "what if i kissed you?" then he started saying "-kisses-" multiple times. After, asked me to be his boyfriend and I said no since I don't date people on Animal Crossing/online/in general. After that, he demanded me that I leave the island, which irritated me even more. I ended up disconnecting.
Seriously, what the f*** is up with Club Tortimer people. Also, I kept meeting this person from Puerto Rico over and over again which was odd.
TLDR: I met a 10th grader who asked me what school I went to and kept saying random bull****. I met some kid who was apparently rich and would not stop talking about it. I met someone who was offering bells to go to my town for signatures. I met someone who asked me if I was gay and asked me to be his boyfriend. I denied since I don't date people in Animal Crossing. And I kept meeting some girl from Puerto Rico.
On the next island, I met a boy who was wearing royal clothing. The first thing he said was "im rich". I said "OK". He replied back with "31 million" and I said "cool". After 2 minutes, it disconnected. I went back and the next island had someone named Danny, and he kept talking to me about how his villager needed a signature and that needed to add someone and how he was willing to pay me in bells. I refused for reasons, one of them being that CT has a reputation for having scammers/trolls. The next island had a girl called "Kya" and someone else I forgot (I think Josh?). The guy kept talking about how he was gay and how we was looking for a boyfriend. I'm fine with that, but he would not stop talking about that and it got kind of irritating and awkward after awhile. Somewhere in the back in my head I felt like he he was just trolling, though. It disconnected, and when I went back, I met Josh again. We were chatting, and he did the exact same thing he did before the disconnect. He later asked me if I was gay, then he said "what if i kissed you?" then he started saying "-kisses-" multiple times. After, asked me to be his boyfriend and I said no since I don't date people on Animal Crossing/online/in general. After that, he demanded me that I leave the island, which irritated me even more. I ended up disconnecting.
Seriously, what the f*** is up with Club Tortimer people. Also, I kept meeting this person from Puerto Rico over and over again which was odd.
TLDR: I met a 10th grader who asked me what school I went to and kept saying random bull****. I met some kid who was apparently rich and would not stop talking about it. I met someone who was offering bells to go to my town for signatures. I met someone who asked me if I was gay and asked me to be his boyfriend. I denied since I don't date people in Animal Crossing. And I kept meeting some girl from Puerto Rico.
I had to edit the post because of a few grammar errors. Also, I met a 6 year old on the island a few days later, which was by far the most awkward experience I've ever had on Club Tortimer.
CrazyCat42
As in "lady"
Nothing seriously weird has ever happened to me but, then, I've only been a few times. At this point I just use it for the furniture.
I am entirely too shy to deal with the stress of talking to strangers. Thankfully, no one has spoken English so far.
I am entirely too shy to deal with the stress of talking to strangers. Thankfully, no one has spoken English so far.
I've seen some really uncomfortable situations with rather young people (13 and under really) flirting... either with me, or with other 'probably' young people. I find it a little scary how willing some of these young peeps are to swap details and to try being 'romantic'... A lot of them don't even seem to consider that people can and do lie about their gender and age. :S
Aside from that, a few beggars and a few people being nasty/getting carried away. Nothing too traumatic.
Aside from that, a few beggars and a few people being nasty/getting carried away. Nothing too traumatic.
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CrossAnimal
RUN AWAAAY!!!
As soon as I arrived on the island I saw another a kid run over to Leilani. I thought (hoped) he was leaving. I went outside and borrowed the net and fishing pole and the tour notice came on so I started to go back inside. When I got to the door he came out and started swimming. So I went on catching fish and bugs. This was at night so I was making a pretty good haul. This kid
(from England) had gone around to the front of the island. I could hear him getting stung by jellyfish a few times and he never moved. He must have been watching me. I went in to try to leave and of course I couldn't. I went back outside and heard him get stung again. That little a**h*** was holding me hostage. So I had to flip my wifi switch and sacrifice everything I caught.
(from England) had gone around to the front of the island. I could hear him getting stung by jellyfish a few times and he never moved. He must have been watching me. I went in to try to leave and of course I couldn't. I went back outside and heard him get stung again. That little a**h*** was holding me hostage. So I had to flip my wifi switch and sacrifice everything I caught.
DarkDesertFox
Your Typical Trickster
Well, some girl stalked me when I first entered the island and asked me to be her boyfriend. I grabbed a net and glitched on top of the island building to flee.
nighnights
Lurker
I have a somewhat embarrassing story to tell about my experiences with Club Tortimer. One day, I was hopping from island to island, searching in vain for a kitchen island. As I was searching, I came to this one particular island which, as usual, didn't have my precious island, and had 2 people on it. I decided to leave and try again. As I go to talk to Leilani, I get distracted by my dog barking at some poor neighbor down the road. I go downstairs to get my dog to shut up, and because I have a short attention span, seeing that I was downstairs anyway, I decided to make myself a sandwich.
After finishing it, I go back upstairs to finish my game. When I got back on, I realized I never left that conversation with Leilani, and for a solid 20 minutes or so I had trapped everyone on the island. Of course, I promptly left as soon as possible. After all this had occurred, I still don't know what was worse; the fact I had inadvertently become one of my worse enemies (people who trap others on the island) or the fact nobody during those 20 minutes of horror disconnected...
After finishing it, I go back upstairs to finish my game. When I got back on, I realized I never left that conversation with Leilani, and for a solid 20 minutes or so I had trapped everyone on the island. Of course, I promptly left as soon as possible. After all this had occurred, I still don't know what was worse; the fact I had inadvertently become one of my worse enemies (people who trap others on the island) or the fact nobody during those 20 minutes of horror disconnected...
Jeff THE Best
Musician | Artist | Gamer
People closing their wifi so I get an error message...
My worst was when I got on the island with a Japanese boy who spoke gibberish in both Japanese and English and trapped me on the island by starting a tour and not hopping on the chair. I didn't get anything precious, thankfully, so I decided to flip the switch to avoid anything getting weirder.
Snazzapple
Eww
This guy "Believed" this girl "Lost all her bells to a scam" and the guy started dropping bell bags for her, of course I envied her but I didn't pick any up. At the end when he finished (probably dropped 20-30 mil bells) he told her to leave so it can save and she said ok. Next thing I know Resetti pops up and I face palm. She was stupid enough to flip the switch, thinking it would save.
Another time this girl immediately came up to me when I just went one the island and said (And I quote) "Want to have ***" I had an idea in my mind on what it was, but, I asked what is was anyway. Turns out it was what I thought. When she started explaining I immediately left.
Other than that there were beggars, "romantic" 10-15 year olds (losing faith in my generation -n-) asking for a boy/girlfriends, and the occasional "Want to play house" person.
Another time this girl immediately came up to me when I just went one the island and said (And I quote) "Want to have ***" I had an idea in my mind on what it was, but, I asked what is was anyway. Turns out it was what I thought. When she started explaining I immediately left.
Other than that there were beggars, "romantic" 10-15 year olds (losing faith in my generation -n-) asking for a boy/girlfriends, and the occasional "Want to play house" person.
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Yesterday, a girl from my place arrived on the island and started a tour right away but instead of leaving for her tour, she asked me to follow her outside, then said "give me your money" XD (in a rather rude way in our own language) I only had a few bells and didn't intend to give them to her anyway, She repeated "Give me your money, quick!, quick!" lol (so amusing)...So I just said "hey! check that!" and reset (after blocking her). I had nothing to lose anyway. Someone told me, I should have put money on the ground before resetting...tsk!
Today, another girl (or a guy with a girl character we never know) asked me to be her BBF right away, I already added someone as BBF after 30 min of chat and the first thing he did was to eat my perfect apples. Well anyway, I refused politely, saying I wasn't available to play with friends often, which is true, so she said "you are a bi***!" to what I replied "I know"
There were so many silly things that crossed my mind then...but I didn't have time for that so I just left.
It was not the first time a "girl" was being rude to me. I've been called all sorted of names for no reason, often I was just fishing minding my own business and they started out of nowhere.
One or two "boys" once were very sexual, I wasn't really impressed because I'm not a kid anymore but what if I were? It was more than flirting.
Apart that there are the money beggars, the ones that try to catch the same fish as you or scare the bugs away, even when we are on tour! I don't get it.
Hahaha! Oh geez...
I've also had weird experiences with Japanese people. Once it was a girl hiding behind a palm, saying numbers...then "I'm not talking to you, I'm looking for myself okay? okay?"...
Another was just writing gibberish "fhihfdpssf" "sn;anr;ffm`"..that was rather funny.
A couple of Japanese were talking together, I understood they were talking about a gaijin who didn't understand Japanese (Me?), then the girl said it was her birthday the day after, so I wished her happy birthday in Japanese...bad idea...both froze...then the guy asked me in English if I was speaking Japanese, I said "Not really but I understand a bit" *RESETTI*!
Today, another girl (or a guy with a girl character we never know) asked me to be her BBF right away, I already added someone as BBF after 30 min of chat and the first thing he did was to eat my perfect apples. Well anyway, I refused politely, saying I wasn't available to play with friends often, which is true, so she said "you are a bi***!" to what I replied "I know"
There were so many silly things that crossed my mind then...but I didn't have time for that so I just left.It was not the first time a "girl" was being rude to me. I've been called all sorted of names for no reason, often I was just fishing minding my own business and they started out of nowhere.
One or two "boys" once were very sexual, I wasn't really impressed because I'm not a kid anymore but what if I were? It was more than flirting.
Apart that there are the money beggars, the ones that try to catch the same fish as you or scare the bugs away, even when we are on tour! I don't get it.
Hahaha! Oh geez...
I've also had weird experiences with Japanese people. Once it was a girl hiding behind a palm, saying numbers...then "I'm not talking to you, I'm looking for myself okay? okay?"...
Another was just writing gibberish "fhihfdpssf" "sn;anr;ffm`"..that was rather funny.
A couple of Japanese were talking together, I understood they were talking about a gaijin who didn't understand Japanese (Me?), then the girl said it was her birthday the day after, so I wished her happy birthday in Japanese...bad idea...both froze...then the guy asked me in English if I was speaking Japanese, I said "Not really but I understand a bit" *RESETTI*!
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PandaMasque
Not a real panda
In all my trips this past year to Club Tortimer, my only unpleasant one was just week. I got on an island with an 11-year-old Spanish girl. She was pleasant at first, until we started touring.
Now, I'm not fluent in Spanish, but I can still understand a decent amount. When got on a tour (a young British girl joined in), the Spanish girl kept mentioning someone with the face of a cow's a**. When it ended, I asked who she was referring to and she said "nadie" (Nobody). When we got on another tour, she would not stop talking and didn't even participate in the game. Began to notice her following me.
It wasn't until the British girl left that I realized she was talking about me. She thought the hair I picked my for villager was ugly and had been harassing me about it.
I gave her a frown and left on a tour without her. x0D
Now, I'm not fluent in Spanish, but I can still understand a decent amount. When got on a tour (a young British girl joined in), the Spanish girl kept mentioning someone with the face of a cow's a**. When it ended, I asked who she was referring to and she said "nadie" (Nobody). When we got on another tour, she would not stop talking and didn't even participate in the game. Began to notice her following me.
It wasn't until the British girl left that I realized she was talking about me. She thought the hair I picked my for villager was ugly and had been harassing me about it.
I gave her a frown and left on a tour without her. x0D
olivetree123
Senior Member
I had one girl take 5000 years to pick out a tour - granted, she eventually did go on it, but I was island hopping for items and got them, and just kinda wanted to bounce.
infinikitten
big old brat tbh
I've never done the whole CT thing, but the idea of very few people speaking English somehow makes it more enticing to me...
Balverine
mistakenly caught werewolf
Ugh I met up with a Japanese girl who seemed nice at first, even gave me some stuff, but even after an hour of playing on the island, she refused to let me leave, and kept telling me "she'd be lonely if I left". She, like, kept going to her inventory screen every time I'd try to leave the island.
Finally, I persuaded her to let me leave, but I was prepared to disconnect : P
Finally, I persuaded her to let me leave, but I was prepared to disconnect : P
queertactics
Senior Member
I've gotten a few little kids ask me to be their boyfriend, which is weird as hell. Most of the time I kind of try and... I don't know, give them the stranger danger talk? Ugh. I had one little kid (11) who wouldn't leave me alone, and I'd gotten a pretty decent load of bugs & fish but needed more medals, so I had to stay but wanted to shut the kid up, I basically just said "I'm gay anyway" and she called me a f****t. THAT was interesting.
Another time this kid tried to "sell" me like some Zelda item or whatever, and at the time I figured, eh, I made 300k today why not. So I dropped like 20k bells and he just says "LOL thanks sucker" and leaves. That was funny though! I set myself up for it and it was funny (he took the time to type out "thanks sucker" like that made me laugh honest to god) so it wasn't a big deal.
Or like, kids who ask for bells? stahp
I'm kind of one of those Club Tortimer jerks though. I like to cut down all the trees and dig holes on every available spot and hold an axe, waiting for whoever comes. One time a kid got mad and we spent TWENTY SOLID MINUTES where he was filling in the holes and I was digging them again. I haven't done that in a long while but trolling every once and again is kind of fun. INNOCENT trolling though. Like I'm not cheating anyone out of anything and I never even say anything when I do that, and I always let them leave.
idk idk idk I like Club Tortimer but I really don't use the global functionality often
Another time this kid tried to "sell" me like some Zelda item or whatever, and at the time I figured, eh, I made 300k today why not. So I dropped like 20k bells and he just says "LOL thanks sucker" and leaves. That was funny though! I set myself up for it and it was funny (he took the time to type out "thanks sucker" like that made me laugh honest to god) so it wasn't a big deal.
Or like, kids who ask for bells? stahp
I'm kind of one of those Club Tortimer jerks though. I like to cut down all the trees and dig holes on every available spot and hold an axe, waiting for whoever comes. One time a kid got mad and we spent TWENTY SOLID MINUTES where he was filling in the holes and I was digging them again. I haven't done that in a long while but trolling every once and again is kind of fun. INNOCENT trolling though. Like I'm not cheating anyone out of anything and I never even say anything when I do that, and I always let them leave.
idk idk idk I like Club Tortimer but I really don't use the global functionality often
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