WTF Mom's Letters

[Le Ham]

Okay, so my mayor character (her name's Kituki; don't judge her stupid name DX) got a letter from Mom today. It's a pretty normal letter:

Dear sweet Kituki,
I found this the other day
while I was out shopping
and thought it would make
a nice holiday gift for you.

It's that time of year. -Mom

And you know what the present was?
A men's toilet.

...WHAT?!

 

[Boidoh]

The gifts are really just random. I got a shirt from that letter.

 

[FireNinja1]

It's always comical when somebody gets a men's toilet.

 

[Cazqui]

Your dad sends you nothing. Yet he's mentioned.

 

[Zanessa]

Your dad sends you nothing. Yet he's mentioned.

He does. He sent my characters money and said "Don't spend it all in one place." And it's like 10K bells.

 

[VioletsTown]

I sort of dig the random presents.

 

[Miss Renee]

I remember getting one on Wild World from mom and she called my animal friends filthy.
What a terrible mom. It's like she just abandoned me and then occasionally sends letters insulting my new lifestyle.

 

[Azzie]

It's always comical when somebody gets a men's toilet.

This is definitely true. Gabi gave me one, said "I saw this and thought you could use it! I hope you like it!"

 

[Minties]

I always get irked at how many letters mom sends. Like mom, haven't you heard of a phone? I'm trying to get my catalog items here. x_x

 

[J087]

Okay, so my mayor character (her name's Kituki; don't judge her stupid name DX) got a letter from Mom today. It's a pretty normal letter:

Dear sweet Kituki,
I found this the other day
while I was out shopping
and thought it would make
a nice holiday gift for you.

It's that time of year. -Mom

And you know what the present was?
A men's toilet.

...WHAT?!

I got that as a birthday present.

 

[Ras]

This is definitely true. Gabi gave me one, said "I saw this and thought you could use it! I hope you like it!"

I got one for wishing on a star. Thanks, Wishy. Preesh.