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[VernalLapin]

I’m just a sympathetic boy, I need no poverty

Why are stop signs red?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

To give you an eyesore and ruin your vision.

How do I get a fox as a pet?

 

[Bruscoe]

Go dye a wolf's hair orange-red. No one will be able to tell the difference.

Why was Windows 9 skipped?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Because there are only eight windows in the house!

Why do we need another Timmy?

 

[Bruscoe]

Because Tommy isn't spoken to enough in Nook's Cranny.

Why do we throw coins in fountains?

 

[Yoshi155]

For Bender to steal.

Where does the sun go at night?

 

[Bruscoe]

On a vacation to Bermuda.

What may happen if you don't remove built-up lint from a dryer?

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

You lose the lint points towards getting a new dryer!

Why does my nose itch?

 

[ribbitribbon]

It’s itching for a fight!

what’s a good song to play at a funeral?

 

[Bruscoe]

"Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles.
I was going to say "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees but that's an overdone joke

What is a good song to play at a wedding?

 

[Yoshi155]

This. (I picked this because my band teacher apparently played this at her wedding)

How does yeast work?

 

[Neb]

It goes up while cooking it because it utilizes zero gravity and floats upwards until it stops.

How do I make my trip to the library easier without a car?

 

[Bruscoe]

Just quit reading books. They're boring. Go watch the movie versions instead.

Who is the main protagonist in the Legend of Zelda games?

 

[QueenCobra]

Zelda.

What are the names of The Three Stooges?

 

[Yoshi155]

Ted Bundy, Jefferey Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy (this makes no sense unless you know the reference lol).

How many parts of the Triforce are there?

 

[Bruscoe]

Only one.

Who is the lead singer of Maroon 5?

 

[ribbitribbon]

blake shelton

how can i tell if i’m colorblind?

 

[-Apples-]

Your phone can tell

How long has this thread been dead?

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

500 years.

What is NOT a way to access this forum?

 

[-Apples-]

Your phone

How many years are in each calendar cycle?