Wrong answers only !!

[lasagne_of_death]

Because they're philanthropists and won't accept it

How do you cook spaghetti?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!

Where did my hat go?

 

[rrenaa]

Took the train home

Why do we wear shoes?

 

[Rykertimee]

To torture ourselves.

Why are dogs called dogs if they are dogs?

 

[Geoni]

Because as a society we're still not ready to call them glizzies.

Why do they call it 'running' for office?

 

[lasagne_of_death]

Because its a good exercise, but not as fun as swimming

What's your opinion on argile?