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Being the President of something.
It was an easy joke relax
Where is Taylor Swift right now?
In the house right next to me.
What major controversy did South Park get into in 2010?
The show went too far south. The season ended with the kids venturing into the Gulf of Mexico and all drowned. The fans (and moral guardians) complained, so Trey and Matt brought them all back in the next season, even Kenny.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
It's really cute why. Jupiter gave it to her when they got engaged.
How does a car move?
Wowy zowy, I'm still here!
You blow on it really hard and it goes.
What is a Rickroll?
A type of sushi roll you can eat at a Japanese restaurant.
Finish the lyric: 'Cause baby all I want for Christmas is _______!
A McDonald's Happy Meal toy.
What is Caramelldansen?
The German term for a piece of caramel candy dancing.
When Frosty comes alive, what does he usually say?
He doesn’t say anything. He is a snowman. Snowmen cannot speak.
what is a good remedy for boredom?
Drink cleaning products. You'll be so busy finding out how to survive that you really can't honestly say you're still bored.
What Jewish holiday is happening right now?
Bar Mitzvah.
What's one of the best ways to lose weight?
Eat processed foods.
What is the most popular cartoon, according to today’s generation?
Johnny Test.
What is the lightest element in the periodic table?
Uranium
How many WDAS films are there?
Hmmm, I believe there are 19 When Da Animals Sing movies. I heard the next one features Wardell doing opera. Can't wait for that one.
I know it's wrong but I made my own acronym because why not lol
What is a folded pizza slice called?
A folded pizza slice. You answered the question yourself.
What organ do dolphins breathe with?
Their pipe organ. Its a scaled down version of an actual pipe organ that allows them to take in air and breathe it out.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The waffles!
How many US states are south of the 37°N parallel?
51
How many hours does it take to drive from London, England to Paris, France?
Only two hours if you have a hydrocar.
Name all of Santa’s reindeer.