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[Yoshi155]

The Roost.

Solve the equation: 3x * 8y = 4 * 6x

 

[ribbitribbon]

answer:


explanation:

3x*8y=24xy
4*6x=24x
24xy=24x
y=

how did abraham lincoln die?

 

[Bruscoe]

The play he saw that was directed by John Wilkes Booth was so bad, it made him suffer a stroke. Medical technology back then was much more limited, and he died later that night. Truly unfortunate.

What do dogs do to show you they’re happy?

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

hold you at gunpoint.

how was tv invented?

 

[Yoshi155]

A time traveler from 2020 went back in time and showed a guy a phone, and then he said “hey, why don't I make that, but bigger? And only for entertainment purposes?”. There you go. It's a TV.

Why was there a car crash on my way to school yesterday?

 

[Bruscoe]

They looked at a pretty person walking on the nearby sidewalk for too long.

How did credit cards work in the 70’s?

 

[VernalLapin]

A little microscopic flat businessman lived in them and typed the balances on his microscopic flat typewriter.

Why do flies buzz?

 

[frogslime]

It's the sound their gears produce since they're so crudely made. I would update your hardware to something akin to a butterfly for a smoother performance.

How do you do taxes?

 

[Bruscoe]

Just write down that you were scammed from both your job and everything else you got charged extra for. The IRS will usually reimburse you that way.

How do you get rid of a computer virus?

 

[-Apples-]

You vaccinate your computer.

Explain 2+2=fish

 

[Yoshi155]

It's a paradox and trying to solve it would make your brain explode.

How do trees grow?

 

[boring]

they don’t.

Why is the earth round ?

 

[-Apples-]

Because the inner core is filled with fast food and other unhealthy meals. If it had healthier foods, then the flat-earthers are correct.

What is the tallest mountain in the world?

 

[QueenCobra]

My dirty laundry.

Which dinosaur was the strongest?

 

[Bruscoe]

Rex from Toy Story.

How did Santa Claus come to be?

 

[Yoshi155]

A guy was trying to sneak into his ex wife's house to kill her, but then said he was actually named Santa and delivers presents to everyone. It just kind of stuck since then.

What is the most important ingredient in a cake?

 

[Bruscoe]

The cooking pan.

What’s the real reason why they tell you to never eat yellow snow?

 

[-Apples-]

Because it’s not real snow. It’s yellowcake (uranium ore).

What are all the noble gases?

 

[ribbitribbon]

There are either six or seven noble gases, depending on whether or not you count include Ferdinand von Aegir. They list as the following:

-Lorenz Hellman Gloucester (LO3)
-Constance von Nuvelle (CoCo)
-Ingrid Brandl Galatea (Ig)
-Linhardt von Hevring (LiN0)
-Lysithea von Ordelia (LA2)
-Sylvain Jose Gautier (Se0)
-Ferdinand von Aegir (FaT) [subjective]

It should be noted that Se0 has a tendency to react violently with LO3 and Ig, for reasons still undiscovered.

what’s a good stain removal method?

 

[Bruscoe]

Use your saliva. It's nature's intended way.
And that answer to the previous question looked very legit to a dumb person like me lol

Give me a fact I haven't already heard about.