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Okay, I'll enter.


---------- obviously the random post generator slots and not the humour slot
 
I'm good at spacing myself. I wait longer than 15 minutes to post before I post again.

Anyway here's a joke.

You need to roll snowballs to make a snowman. A snowman has snowballs.
 
Okay so I saw the fart stories and forgot to tell mine!
So this one starts off at my pad.
I'm just coolin, watching some cartoons.
I think I was watching Codename KND that day and they showed some chili cheese dogs on the episode. This cartoon really captured the essence of a chili cheese dog, I mean, it looked tasty as ***. I was like 2 seconds away from licking my television screen but then I stopped my self and saved my dignity in the process and just decided to head down the street to Weinerschnitzel. So I head down there and I get some chili cheese dogs and fries and an iced tea. It hit the spot reeeeeal good. I head back home and right when I walk in, my little brother just walks past me and farts. Quite simply, i got cropdusted. I was impressed by the sheer accuracy but disgusted by the smell, so I decided to get him back later in the day. Evening rolls around and he's just sitting on his bed reading. His bed is pretty elevated, I wanted to shoot him in the face with some gas, so I jumped and let it all out. Turns out, I let too much out. That chili cheese dog combo did me in and while I did get him back, I got myself back even worse. I sharted in my favorite pair of pajamas damnit.
 
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Okay so I saw the fart stories and forgot to tell mine!
So this one starts off at my pad.
I'm just coolin, watching some cartoons.
I think I was watching Codename KND that day and they showed some chili cheese dogs on the episode. This cartoon really captured the essence of a chili cheese dog, I mean, it looked tasty as ***. I was like 2 seconds away from licking my television screen but then I stopped my self and saved my dignity in the process and just decided to head down the street to Weinerschnitzel. So I head down there and I get some chili cheese dogs and fries and an iced tea. It hit the spot reeeeeal good. I head back home and right when I walk in, my little brother just walks past me and farts. Quite simply, i got cropdusted. I was impressed by the sheer accuracy but disgusted by the smell, so I decided to get him back later in the day. Evening rolls around and he's just sitting on his bed reading. His bed is pretty elevated, I wanted to shoot him in the face with some gas, so I jumped and let it all out. Turns out, I let too much out. That chili cheese dog combo did me in and while I did get him back, I got myself back even worse. I sharted in my favorite pair of pajamas damnit.

dEAD.
 
i was at a baseball game when I was about 8 years old, and the whole game my cousin and I were trying to get on the big screen. About halfway through, she caught a baseball from the field and I got really jealous. I kinda started tearing up because I wanted one so badly (I know how dumb) and THATS WHEN THE CAMERAS DECIDED TO FILM ME AND BRODCAST IT TO THE ENTIRE FULL STADIUM.
 
Wooow. Who makes you laugh the hardest? Definately not me ;) I'll just take the cash....
 
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