Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

[Jas0n]

I'd like to know.

 

[merinda!]

Because you touc-

I don't know, why is there a dead Pakistani on your couch?

 

[kalinn]

Cause you're a BAMF?

 

[«Jack»]

Humanity uses Google for strange reasons.

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

He pissed me off, so I had no choice. Why I chose your couch? Idk

 

[Psychonaut]

so he'll one day be in ur fossil fuels? (or fossil fuels of ur chillun'z)

 

[Say Whaaaaa]

 

[«Jack»]

You're one to talk.

 

[Ciaran]

I left him there as a present.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Before is died on your couch; these were the final words he spoke,

"Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband."

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa."

"Then who's in the *censored.3.0*ing shop?"

 

[Jas0n]

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[gawjuss brain ninja]

the same reason Jafar is in my bathroom.

 

[Pear]

Pneumonia.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

This forum needs to be retired.

 

[Nic]

Lets ask Google!

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[Thunder]

You're one to talk.

Trudat.

There's also another one on your bed

 

[Jas0n]

This forum needs to be retired.

You need to be retired D:

 

[Bacon Boy]

This forum needs to be retired.

You need to be retired D:

That was almost like "Your face needs to be retired. D:"