What’s the funniest thing a villager has said to you?

[Peach_Jam]

Here's a couple of mine.

Punchy getting all melodramatic over his favorite jam.

Merry must have caught the 3:33 am broadcast. She does make a good point though.

Raymond knows he has haters, but they don't bother him.

Tom has a lot of explaining to do.

I'll never get over the bewilderment reaction LOL

 

[FRANS_PLAYER]

"I named all my muscles (insert a long list of names here all starting with A)"

 

[Skandranon]

today found Audie in the aquarium side of the museum looking at the tall shark tank. she said something like 'they are so cute when its just one, but together they are terrifying. like trees'

 

[moon_child]

today found Audie in the aquarium side of the museum looking at the tall shark tank. she said something like 'they are so cute when its just one, but together they are terrifying. like trees'

I mean...she’s not wrong.

 

[Skandranon]

right now my island still has lots of trees, hope i'm not scaring her too much

 

[SmoochsPLH]

Probably Rolf going "I like being outdoors where I can gaze up at the sky and think." then he looks over at his sleeping bag which is the only bed in his house and goes "Guess that's why I picked up my sleeping bag. Haven't actually used it yet though."

I'm just like oh no Rolfy is that why you have such big bags under your eyes

 

[_Rainy_]

Today Snake told me that he’d rather move than clean his house. I had to tell him to stay and just clean it.

 

[Mattician]

The thought of Bluebear and heavy metal music made me laugh.

 

[Sharksheep]

Apollo said that he desperately need a ribbon strap tank and would trade a lace top for it. I had so many questions and I forgot to take a video.

 

[StarParty8]

"Like, I thought there'd be...big, scary dinosaurs and exploding volcanoes and typhoons every other Tuesday..." -Sprocket the day i got the game
"Somewhere around jumping jack 8,953, i get this sense of total clarity and purpose, and... i had an idea." -Sprocket again.
"One of the bugs in the floor whispered the DIY instructions in my ear while i was sleeping last night." -Benedict
"Where do you even come up with stuff like "Savoring the tangy taste of our local peaches"?" -Monty talking to Colton
"I was hoping you might be producing a low budget, yet artistically groundbreaking feature film." -Colton
"nnnn, but pizza... purple plant food... philosopher orchids... Huh?" -canberra in the middle of sleep

 

[Jhine7]

Zucker talking about the bugs in the wall never gets old to me.

 

[Imbri]

Lionel, while commenting on my summer outfit, said that note it was summer, he had to incorporate more mesh in his wardrobe.

Please, no.

 

[Duckling]

Haha I have quite a few screenshotted but here are some of the ones I found that I liked!

Lucky: “Heey, fish, fish, fish, fish... Heey, I wish, wish, wish, wish you’d come and play with meeee!” (He told me he wanted to EAT the fish! Not the endangered ones though bdbdjjskd)

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Lucky, again: “What do a centipede and Vivian here have in common?” (Vivian was SHOCKED lmao)

Vivian: “Oh good grief. Really? I don’t know, Lucky. What DO we have in common?”

Lucky: “You both one a lot of shoes! Get it? Um...for real, do ya get it, rrr-owch?”

I thought it was super cute haha. I love it when those two talk

 

[Uffe]

Marshal is too shy to play the piano. Don't mind the missing furniture. Not sure why it went missing, but he put it back up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1282869180870430720

Agent S was trying to impress a girl.

Blathers censored the word hell.

 

[Imbri]

Today Snake told me that he’d rather move than clean his house. I had to tell him to stay and just clean it.

I have Snake, and I swear he's really a lazy pretending to be a jock.