MrMr said:
I don't get that much for Christmas. Maybe a few presents, but I try to focus on the real reason I celebrate Christmas.
What's the real reason? To celebrate the birth of the Egyptian God Horus? Born on Dec. 25 to the virgin mother Meri in a cave with the star Sirius in the east, Horus was the only sun of Ra, the sun God. His birth was witnessed by Egyptian shepherds, and was announced by the angels of Ra. When he was born, Kind Herot initiated a genocide to have all children killed, because he feared Horus's powers. Horus was baptized at age 30 by Anup the baptizer (Who was later beheaded). He was later betrayed by his brother, and was crucified by the Egyptian high court
I'm not even joking about this.