Try to keep it clean so this thread doesn't get locked. Anyway, a few days ago in AM studies me and my friend were talking during a movie. The teacher said "Perry? Have you been listening?" I was really nervous because I never get in trouble. I said yes. Then she asked me "Ok then. What was the U.S.S maddox really doing in Tonkin gulf?" I meant to say spying, but since I was so nervous, it came out "flying" So me and my friends came up with the idea that the sailors were giving the ship red bull instead of gas.
What was your funniest tongue slip-up?
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MattyofAlbion
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in french, when ya chat to say hi u type slt(salut) i kinda typed slut...she was MAD...
MattyofAlbion
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u too...check the title...pear40 said:Typing fail.MattyofAlbion said:
Trent the Paladin
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Called a black guy a cracka.
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Don't ask.
watercat8
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During acting class we were reading over the script for "All My Sons." I was Gorge(I'm still a girl, I just played gorge) One of his lines was something along the lines of "You try to act tough, but I know who you really are! Your just a Clare!" I hadn't read the script before, and I was shouting, so when i read the line right after i continued on shouting "What the *censored.3.0* does that mean!?!" like I was in character. I also(still gorge) said the line "Come on Annie, were getting out of here." as Come on Annie, what the hells going on here." I failed at acting today. XD
Gnome
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Well this wasn't me but my coach. I was doing some laps on the track, and the klutz I am I twisted my ankle. And it was bad, so my coach was trying to say "Sit it out." But he said "*censored.2.0* it out."
Bacon Boy
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Let's see.
I was calling one girl a witch, but it came out as...
A called a teacher mom instead of mam.
I learned a new word (in first grade) and my sister walked up and said wanna ply dolls? I said, "I don't wanna play with your da** dolls!" really loud and my parents heard.
Probably have a lot more, but that's all that I can remember.
I was calling one girl a witch, but it came out as...
A called a teacher mom instead of mam.
I learned a new word (in first grade) and my sister walked up and said wanna ply dolls? I said, "I don't wanna play with your da** dolls!" really loud and my parents heard.
Probably have a lot more, but that's all that I can remember.
Toad Kart 64
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One day in school when me and my friends were talking about Pokemon, I tried to say "What about Ash?" but I accidentally said "What about Ass?"
Goaliegal49
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so many...
crakgenius
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Well, the funniest one I can remember recently happened at a parade here. I live in a small town... one of those places that time forgot. Seriously, I don't think the population has grown in 20 years. But other people see things like all the new houses and new stores and think this place is actually growing. So the announcer at the starting point of the parade was filling time between floats and whatnot, talking about all the changes. He meant so say something about how we were no longer a small town and were becoming a big city, but he screwed up and announced over the loudspeakers to the crowd that we were "well on our way to becoming a big titty."
He didn't say anything else for a loooooong time, and everyone was laughing at him.
He didn't say anything else for a loooooong time, and everyone was laughing at him.
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