What was the weirdest thing a villager has ever said/written to you?

[BlueRoses]

I remember sending Agnes flowers so she can display it in her house. The next day she sent me a letter saying:

Tell the truth. How did you know I like eating those? Has someone been talking about me! I'll find out eventually. Anyway, thanks for the tasty treat. It was great snack.

I never knew that villagers liked eating flowers.

 

[reggiesteadygo]

Wart Jr. sent me this letter, specifically saying, “I’m not your mother!”...and included a baby’s hat as a present

 

[Irelia]

marshal just keeps sliding into my dms (mailbox) and im just like-
im not a furry bro stop trying

 

[Dashonthecob]

Probably broccolo saying "one of the bugs underneath the dirt whispered the diy to me" or something like that

 

[Theoneandonlymegan]

In new horizons I had deli ask me if I thought the letter smelt good because he dipped it in gravy and the next day got a letter from flip my jock telling me that he got a shirt that did not fit right so he mailed it to me and don’t smell it because there there was tons of sweat. Needless to say I did not keep that shirt

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[silk.feather]

I have New Leaf now, but when I had Wild World, I went into Octavian‘s house, but he was moving. I talked to him 2 times in a row and then he said to me ‘ what the HECK ‘. I was so creeped and I ran out of his house.

 

[Mr_Persona]

Biskit keep telling me in his dream l saved him from a tall giant Isabelle. Like okay..strange

 

[Juliet7466]

Elvis once asked me "If I were an animal, what kind of animal would I be?"... I thought he was an animal...

 

[toxapex]

Bob mailed me a letter asking for help with his crossword puzzle. He gave clues that made it clear the answer was “crossword”

Poor thing

 

[jo_electric]

From my favorite ding dongs:

 

[missmari]

before she moved away daisy told me the only thing i needed to be happy was a picnic basket

 

[Dunquixote]

I vaguely recall Keaton jokingly (I hope) saying that he wanted to move in with me. I was not fond of Keaton and still don’t like him. He always creeped me out. I never got that vibe from Marshal when I invited marshal to be a permanent resident, then again, I was blinded by his cuteness

 

[AssassinVicz]

I adopted a villager for a friend, who really wanted him. So I had to go through the process of adopting him from another person, then holding him til my friend had space. To then send over.

They sent me a really sweet letter that they’d never forget me or something along those lines. Which really tugged at my heart strings. I’m happy my friend has him now but I lowkey now want him to come home incase he misses me.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Edit: I feel like a dumb murder deer. I did it AGAIN.

The thing I remember most recently was both Lionel and Wolf Link kept comparing me to cucumbers CONSTANTLY.

 

[CasualWheezer]

Several times, Dizzy or Stitches, probably any lazy villagers will say like how another villager has ticklish feet and I've always found that pretty weird. And this doesn't really count as a villager but around a year ago, when I was helping Gulliver find out where he needed to go to, the countries that were listed below were Germany, Italy, and Japan (and Chile). That was pretty crazy actually

 

[Tessie]

Not weird but one time Colton referenced 'The Shining' and I thought that was super neat considering its a rated R movie lol

 

[Treeleaf]

Julia once asked me if I believed in UFOs. Turns out she meant unidentified floor oranges.