What was the weirdest thing a villager has ever said/written to you?

[Ace Marvel]

Sherb:
Do you like how this postcard smells?
I dipped it in gravy, then licked the gravy off and sent it to you!
Man, I love smells! -Sherb

Sorry it's NH but I haven't play NL in a while

 

[Aleigh]

In New Leaf, Pierce was visiting my house. He took one look at my trashcan, and goes, "that is so you!"
kinda hurt ngl

In New Horizons, Julian told me that he saw me wishing upon stars because he was watching me from up in a tree.
Can't make this s up.

Post automatically merged: Apr 25, 2020

I love how all of the smug villagers fall in love with you, lol. I also have one from Kid Cat where he tells me how much I mean to him as a friend, then adds "btw, could you mow my lawn? 'kay thanks!" as if I'm not the sole person responsible for landscaping the entire town.

JULIAN IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
HE'S FLIRTED WITH ME ON COUNTLESS OCCASIONS (including telling me my shirt was really flattering) AND NOW HE'S STALKING ME FROM WITHIN TREES AT THE LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT??? I--

 

[Leo King]

In New Leaf, Pierce was visiting my house. He took one look at my trashcan, and goes, "that is so you!"
kinda hurt ngl

In New Horizons, Julian told me that he saw me wishing upon stars because he was watching me from up in a tree.
Can't make this s up.

Post automatically merged: Apr 25, 2020

JULIAN IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
HE'S FLIRTED WITH ME ON COUNTLESS OCCASIONS (including telling me my shirt was really flattering) AND NOW HE'S STALKING ME FROM WITHIN TREES AT THE LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT??? I--

Some of these villagers are crazy! I didn't know they would go so far as to stalk you...

 

[LadyDestani]

Ok, so I just logged on with my alt and received this letter from Hans:

To daring Kazuo,
You were lying on the beach,
enjoying the breeze, listening
to the waves crash on the
shore...and then you shouted,
"My sandwich was swept
away!" Just a dream I had.
From dreaming Hans

I honestly think that's the first time I've ever seen this letter in all my time playing this game and it's definitely a bit strange. LOL

 

[Pingopopit]

One time I had Jacques tell me that he thought Colton and Roscoe were unusually close and previously that day I saw them just staring at each other, no chatting, their faces were literally touching. (Tbh I kinda ship it now)

 

[Leo King]

One time I had Jacques tell me that he thought Colton and Roscoe were unusually close and previously that day I saw them just staring at each other, no chatting, their faces were literally touching. (Tbh I kinda ship it now)

Aww they're lovers!

Post automatically merged: Apr 26, 2020

Ok, so I just logged on with my alt and received this letter from Hans:

To daring Kazuo,
You were lying on the beach,
enjoying the breeze, listening
to the waves crash on the
shore...and then you shouted,
"My sandwich was swept
away!" Just a dream I had.
From dreaming Hans

I honestly think that's the first time I've ever seen this letter in all my time playing this game and it's definitely a bit strange. LOL

Nooo the sandwich! XD

 

[lyradelphie04]

Frita just asked me what pet would be good for her. And I jokingly said a sheep because she's one, but then she got all serious and said sheep are pains to care for!!

 

[Leo King]

Frita just asked me what pet would be good for her. And I jokingly said a sheep because she's one, but then she got all serious and said sheep are pains to care for!!

Maybe she knows from experience

 

[toenuki]

this is new horizons related, but i got this letter today...

he is a liar

Post automatically merged: May 11, 2020

Fuschia just told me she doesnt wear shoes and wants to know what that feels like (but she does wear socks)

 

[Koi Fishe]

Zucker told me he think I need this - a toilet. Thanks, buddy.

 

[Serabee]

From New Horizons, not New Leaf, but... my signature says it all XD

I was at Del's birthday party and Erik is like "I hope this birthday is as memorable as my sixth!" and then he followed up with the dialogue there...


...I laughed so hard

 

[Da Momma]

Yesterday Muddy was talking to Naomi and said she was going to paint all the cherries black when the paint came in that she ordered. Naomi thought she was nuts, lol.

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Yesterday Muddy was talking to Naomi and said she was going to paint all the cherries black when the paint came in that she ordered. Naomi thought she was nuts, lol.

Muffy, not Muddy... stupid spell check.

 

[sleepydreepy]

Paula the uchi would always low key threaten me by saying, "its dark out, so watch yourself" lmao

edit: I also remember one time Rudy (I think?) sent me a letter that said he had a dream that I was covered in seaweed or something and at the end said something like, I'm not sure what to think of it, but maybe it means you need to shower more (lol)

 

[Belle T]

I once got a letter with a package from Drake saying something like-
"I saw this on a TV show and thought you might like it. It's very popular in Japan."
Well, I do like Asian aesthetics. I wonder what it could be?






It was a trash can.

 

[barongan]

i don’t remember the exact wording but i remember my villagers loved to write me letters about their dreams in new leaf lmao

Very nice

 

[Noelle2028]

Hamphrey asked be what kind of animal we would be if he were an animal and then got mad when i said hamster

 

[SmoochsPLH]

it had a instant muscles suit inside eeeew

 

[Da Momma]

Hamphrey asked be what kind of animal we would be if he were an animal and then got mad when i said hamster

I've had the same thing happen to me. I think that is a no win situation, lol. I've tried different answers.

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it had a instant muscles suit inside eeeew

ROFL, too funny. Drift once told me that since people paid good money for used towels from famous athletes that I should be honored to buy his sweaty shirt, lol. When I told him no way, he said I needed to learn to waste my bells on stuff more often!

Post automatically merged: Jul 17, 2020

In New Leaf, Pierce was visiting my house. He took one look at my trashcan, and goes, "that is so you!"
kinda hurt ngl

In New Horizons, Julian told me that he saw me wishing upon stars because he was watching me from up in a tree.
Can't make this s up.

Post automatically merged: Apr 25, 2020

JULIAN IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
HE'S FLIRTED WITH ME ON COUNTLESS OCCASIONS (including telling me my shirt was really flattering) AND NOW HE'S STALKING ME FROM WITHIN TREES AT THE LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT??? I--

I had a similar problem with Olaf. Everytime he said he was moving I gave a different answer...It didn't matter what I said, if I said go, he'd say that he was going to stay bc we needed to work on our friendship. Of course you know what he would say if I told him to stay. Finally, I amibo carded his butt out of there. Now he comes and walks the shopping district... just can't get rid of him. Probably waiting for an opening so he can sneak back in, lol.

 

[LadyDestani]

Today I got a letter from Deirdre with a gift attached. The letter said she bought this item to use while she was relaxing, but then she realized she was too busy. So she gave it to me because I have plenty of time to enjoy it.

...it was a super toilet.

 

[Da Momma]

Today I got a letter from Deirdre with a gift attached. The letter said she bought this item to use while she was relaxing, but then she realized she was too busy. So she gave it to me because I have plenty of time to enjoy it.

...it was a super toilet.

ROFL