What kind of letters do you write your villagers?

I'm usually like ain't nobody got time for that.

But when i do write, I write to my least fav villagers:

"Dear Al,

Roses are wilted,
Violets are gone.
Wear some pants
And get out of town."
 
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I try to be as vague and drawn-out as possible. Maybe sometimes mention world domination. Or be slightly insulting in a way they will pass off as friendliness. I'm a jerk. I just want their dumb pictures so then they can leave.
 
I seldom write them. But sometimes I write love letters just because I'm in a weird mood. Other times I tell them they are nosey and to get the heck out of my town. I then send them a shell so they will give me a gift.

The villagers I love; I write them nice letters and send them flowers or fruit.

I really should write more. I think there are badges for that. Still, if it would take hundreds of letters I'll never get one. Heh.
 
Yeah. There is a badge but I don't know how much you have to write to get it. At least I don't remember at this moment cx
 
"PUT THIS PIECE OF FURNITURE BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
FRIEND.
LOVE KAICHOU."
 
I usually try to think of something clever/funny to write to them. My letters usually take up all the space.
 
I just write random song lyrics until the letter is filled up. That way, my letters appear meaningful but it's just straight up musical plagiarism.
 
I just write random song lyrics until the letter is filled up. That way, my letters appear meaningful but it's just straight up musical plagiarism.

this is what I basically did in past games

where all the letters I sent to different villagers if combined made up the full song
 
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I usually write "hey so-and-so, I think this shirt will look good on you. Try it on ok" and attach clothes xD
Or "hey I got this fruit for you. Eat it when you are hungry" and attach fruits lol haha
Just earlier I sent something like "Hey Julian don't sell your bed at Retails- you need this bed in your room!" LOL
 
I'm the absolute worst at DS Chat so I just write "hi" & attach a gift. Hope it's meaningful enough to get a pic ;)
 
I often write "Word of Wisdom / Wisdom of the day" which has nothing to do with wisdom just me being mean but sounding all wise and what-not. "example: Dear Gigi, in the past life you were a peach tree waiting to bloom. You ended up eating all your peaches and you died. Stop being a pig, piggy!" :|

And occasionally a "hey hi what's up?"

And also sometimes random nonsense (example: PUDGE, YOLO SWAG LOL LAWL ARROW TO THE KNEE WTF SWAGALICIOUS HJHDGSD LOL ACRONYMS RITE?? HAHAHO")
 
I write Fuchsia a letter every day telling her that if she doesn't suggest the Wisteria Trellis PWP I will void her. I sent her a letter on hamburger paper asking if she's ever tasted venison. So far my threats have all been fruitless :( No wisteria trellis yet...
 
Good ones. Sometimes if I'm having a rough day I'll send out letters that are like pseudo-diary pages. Sometimes I tell them they need new clothes, or that I have something to put in their house. Sometimes I do send really passionate letters just to see the reaction. All of my letters are pretty nice.

I wrote a really- angry letter to T-Bone once because he called me crazy 3 days before he was set to move out.

I sent her a letter on hamburger paper asking if she's ever tasted venison. So far my threats have all been fruitless

OH god. Perfect. Now send her a shovel and tell her you're going to use it to dig her grave.
 
Mostly just "hi, let's play hide and seek you jerks" kind of messages. Too lazy to put forth effort into them honestly.
 
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