What kind of letters do you write your villagers?

[Ghostlyboo]

I try to write long letters to them about absolutely nothing cx

 

[Swiftstream]

I'm usually like ain't nobody got time for that.

But when i do write, I write to my least fav villagers:

"Dear Al,

Roses are wilted,
Violets are gone.
Wear some pants
And get out of town."

 

[Rob1n]

I try to be as vague and drawn-out as possible. Maybe sometimes mention world domination. Or be slightly insulting in a way they will pass off as friendliness. I'm a jerk. I just want their dumb pictures so then they can leave.

 

[Ankhes]

I seldom write them. But sometimes I write love letters just because I'm in a weird mood. Other times I tell them they are nosey and to get the heck out of my town. I then send them a shell so they will give me a gift.

The villagers I love; I write them nice letters and send them flowers or fruit.

I really should write more. I think there are badges for that. Still, if it would take hundreds of letters I'll never get one. Heh.

 

[Ghostlyboo]

Yeah. There is a badge but I don't know how much you have to write to get it. At least I don't remember at this moment cx

 

[MayorOrpheus]

Mine usually involve contract killing and where past villagers I didn't like are hidden or buried. It's funny.

 

[moonchu]

"PUT THIS PIECE OF FURNITURE BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
FRIEND.
LOVE KAICHOU."

 

[Aubrey895]

I usually try to think of something clever/funny to write to them. My letters usually take up all the space.

 

[LambdaDelta]

>implying I bother to write letters

 

[uncle]

I just write random song lyrics until the letter is filled up. That way, my letters appear meaningful but it's just straight up musical plagiarism.

 

[LambdaDelta]

I just write random song lyrics until the letter is filled up. That way, my letters appear meaningful but it's just straight up musical plagiarism.

this is what I basically did in past games

where all the letters I sent to different villagers if combined made up the full song

 

[Arabelle]

I usually write "hey so-and-so, I think this shirt will look good on you. Try it on ok" and attach clothes xD
Or "hey I got this fruit for you. Eat it when you are hungry" and attach fruits lol haha
Just earlier I sent something like "Hey Julian don't sell your bed at Retails- you need this bed in your room!" LOL

 

[PaperCat]

If I am giving them something, usually I just use "A gift for you."

 

[AnnaCerise]

I'm the absolute worst at DS Chat so I just write "hi" & attach a gift. Hope it's meaningful enough to get a pic

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

I suck at the DS chat so the letters I write sound like they wear made by a five year old XD

 

[thatawkwardkid]

I often write "Word of Wisdom / Wisdom of the day" which has nothing to do with wisdom just me being mean but sounding all wise and what-not. "example: Dear Gigi, in the past life you were a peach tree waiting to bloom. You ended up eating all your peaches and you died. Stop being a pig, piggy!" :|

And occasionally a "hey hi what's up?"

And also sometimes random nonsense (example: PUDGE, YOLO SWAG LOL LAWL ARROW TO THE KNEE WTF SWAGALICIOUS HJHDGSD LOL ACRONYMS RITE?? HAHAHO")

 

[remiaphasia]

I write Fuchsia a letter every day telling her that if she doesn't suggest the Wisteria Trellis PWP I will void her. I sent her a letter on hamburger paper asking if she's ever tasted venison. So far my threats have all been fruitless No wisteria trellis yet...

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Good ones. Sometimes if I'm having a rough day I'll send out letters that are like pseudo-diary pages. Sometimes I tell them they need new clothes, or that I have something to put in their house. Sometimes I do send really passionate letters just to see the reaction. All of my letters are pretty nice.

I wrote a really- angry letter to T-Bone once because he called me crazy 3 days before he was set to move out.

I sent her a letter on hamburger paper asking if she's ever tasted venison. So far my threats have all been fruitless

OH god. Perfect. Now send her a shovel and tell her you're going to use it to dig her grave.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Mostly just "hi, let's play hide and seek you jerks" kind of messages. Too lazy to put forth effort into them honestly.

 

[Lio Fotia]

All my letters say the following

"I am secretly beyonce shhhhh"

I send them ten at a time no lie.​