Chicken Strips. When I cook my chicken strips, I can relate to how they're feeling. I can adjust their temperature to make it perfect for them. They speak to me, and I speak to them. I pray to the Chicken Strip god. I ask for a bountiful harvest from the grocery store, and for the best sales. I know their favourite dipping sauces, and I always make sure these chicken strips are not defiled by vegetables on the plate.
My life goal is to be a chicken strip.