What if...

[Wish]

I'd slap you, and the toy.

What if there were really aliens?

 

[Callie]

Then science would be really happy.

What if 1+1= 1 on a bun

 

[Elliot]

LOLWUT?

What if you love barbie dolls.

 

[Callie]

Then I'd be very creepy, I'd scare myself.

What if it rained glasses from the sky?

 

[Elliot]

We'd be dead.

What if, i did your mom.

 

[Callie]

Well, let's just say you'd be in front of a 90 story building with glass around you and you'd be dead. And you might hear some maniacal laughing in the background.

What if a day was five minutes?

 

[Rockman!]

I'd kill myself.

What if I baked you some cookies?

 

[coffeebean!]

I'd be happy.

What if you found out your mom and I had been having sexual relations?

 

[merinda!]

I'd lol.

What if someone happened to hack both your hands off?

 

[Rockman!]

I'd be happy.

What if you found out your mom and I had been having sexual relations?

I probably wouldn't care.

What if I ate your soul?

 

[coffeebean!]

I don't have a soul.

What if I clawed your eyes out?

 

[The Sign Painter]

I couldn't see.

What if I raped you?

 

[Entei Slider]

I'd snap your neck.

What if I was a chibi?

 

[djman900]

I would kick you with a shoe with nails on the bottom

What if I stole your wii?

 

[coffeebean!]

I would giggle snort
What if I was a nub?

 

[The Sign Painter]

I would slap you.

What if I was your mom?

 

[Rockman!]

I don't have a soul.

What if I clawed your eyes out?

I get new ones.

What if I pinched you?

 

[Gnome]

I don't have a soul.

What if I clawed your eyes out?

I get new ones.

What if I pinched you?

I'd rip your arms off.

What if I ripped his arms off?

 

[Miss Chibi]

I wouldn't care.

What if I killed you?

 

[Thunder]

Well then i'd be dead

What if the opposite of what everything happened, happened?