Officer Berri
Cousin Redd's Nightmare
If life was like a video game I would have a job because I'd be able to go out and stab things for money. Or I'd be able to run a shop and make money. Or do about anything and make money.
...just don't steal from the shop or else "You'll pay the ultimate price" lol...If life was like a video game, I could break all the things I wanted and no one would yell at me. I could be a legend as a child and grow up to save the world! Life would be badass. Especially in a Zelda game.!