Weirdest fanfiction you've read?

I sort of love it. It...it /is/ our deepest desires, but I haven't really explored such things heavily in my life. This thread is actually really intriguing to me. I've honestly only ever read the one about Ralph and Vanellope. And by the way, Topless Robot does still have something where they pull out the deepest darkest fanfics on the internet. I just checked, and it looks like this week it is:

Seduced by Bigfoot.

I'm going to make some popcorn for this.
 
This one mlp fanfic.

Okay it I think it was called my little slave, but yeah...

don't read it.
The end<3
 
On a Twitch chat. It was about the two guys playing and Shrek. The one person read the chat while one was playing Megaman NES.
 
I don't tend to read fan fictions much and the few that I do read are because I was looking specifically for something weird and stupid when I want to laugh at something (with fan fiction, you don't really have to look very hard).



I think the weirdest one I came across was : Tetris x *something*

I don't remember what the 'something' was specifically, though it very well may have been Samus Aran (though it didn't really matter, the female character was pretty interchangeable...It could have been Buzz Lightyear for all the difference it made).

She goes to 'planet Tetris' where she finds weird 'Tetris creatures'. They start slotting together and she can't escape. It went into detail of all the different ways they slotted together and how they 'crushed her' in between each other and how that being crushed by giant sentient blocks somehow felt 'so good'. Surprisingly, none of the Tetris blocks 'slotted' themselves inside her....Until the last page when that actually happened. It didn't surprise me at all that it happened, it only surprised me that took until the last page for the 'author' to run dry on other ideas and leave that till the end of his awful (yet hilarious) work of pure brilliance.

It was surprisingly creative in the ways Tetris blocks can sexually harass and abuse you.




Watchingthetreetops said:
Vanellope x Ralph.

She's like eight. They gave her an 'upgrade' in the fic that aged her so they were more....fit to date, I guess, and I had a lot of fun reading it. But you know....I just don't know how they got the romance out of the movie. It's called Wrecking Limits, and I /would/ suggest it, but I just can't watch Wreck it Ralph and think of the two loving each other as anything more then friends. It makes me a little grossed out....but the fanfic is very good and mature about the whole thing.
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The fact that it exists doesn't surprise me...But it does make me die a little inside that it's actually a thing....
 
I don't often read fan fics. Although there was a fnaf related comic that I was into at one point. Eventually the story became out of hand when they started shipping every character, to the point where they shipped the security guard with Bonnie. The security guard was a guy and he was impregnated with Bonnie's child... Bonnie is an animatronic, they can't reproduce and guys can't get pregnant. e_o
 
I'm dacryphilic, so I read a lot of fanfics where someone ends up crying and being comforted. There was this one in particular where it showed all the girl's thoughts that were a bit odd, like "he looks so sexy when he cries" and "he has no idea how I feel right now" and bleehhh it just kinda ruined the mood. XD
 
I don't read fanfic, but one I do remember from quite a while ago would have been a Harry Potter one called 'Naked Quidditch'. I read it, survived, and decided to get out while I still could.
 
Tao said:
I don't tend to read fan fictions much and the few that I do read are because I was looking specifically for something weird and stupid when I want to laugh at something (with fan fiction, you don't really have to look very hard).



I think the weirdest one I came across was : Tetris x *something*

I don't remember what the 'something' was specifically, though it very well may have been Samus Aran (though it didn't really matter, the female character was pretty interchangeable...It could have been Buzz Lightyear for all the difference it made).

She goes to 'planet Tetris' where she finds weird 'Tetris creatures'. They start slotting together and she can't escape. It went into detail of all the different ways they slotted together and how they 'crushed her' in between each other and how that being crushed by giant sentient blocks somehow felt 'so good'. Surprisingly, none of the Tetris blocks 'slotted' themselves inside her....Until the last page when that actually happened. It didn't surprise me at all that it happened, it only surprised me that took until the last page for the 'author' to run dry on other ideas and leave that till the end of his awful (yet hilarious) work of pure brilliance.

It was surprisingly creative in the ways Tetris blocks can sexually harass and abuse you.







The fact that it exists doesn't surprise me...But it does make me die a little inside that it's actually a thing....
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That's probably the weirdest concept I've heard yet.

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pippy1994 said:
I don't often read fan fics. Although there was a fnaf related comic that I was into at one point. Eventually the story became out of hand when they started shipping every character, to the point where they shipped the security guard with Bonnie. The security guard was a guy and he was impregnated with Bonnie's child... Bonnie is an animatronic, they can't reproduce and guys can't get pregnant. e_o
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Mpreg is a really popular concept for some reason.
 
Tao said:
I don't tend to read fan fictions much and the few that I do read are because I was looking specifically for something weird and stupid when I want to laugh at something (with fan fiction, you don't really have to look very hard).



I think the weirdest one I came across was : Tetris x *something*

I don't remember what the 'something' was specifically, though it very well may have been Samus Aran (though it didn't really matter, the female character was pretty interchangeable...It could have been Buzz Lightyear for all the difference it made).

She goes to 'planet Tetris' where she finds weird 'Tetris creatures'. They start slotting together and she can't escape. It went into detail of all the different ways they slotted together and how they 'crushed her' in between each other and how that being crushed by giant sentient blocks somehow felt 'so good'. Surprisingly, none of the Tetris blocks 'slotted' themselves inside her....Until the last page when that actually happened. It didn't surprise me at all that it happened, it only surprised me that took until the last page for the 'author' to run dry on other ideas and leave that till the end of his awful (yet hilarious) work of pure brilliance.

It was surprisingly creative in the ways Tetris blocks can sexually harass and abuse you.







The fact that it exists doesn't surprise me...But it does make me die a little inside that it's actually a thing....
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Well...and I mean, I agree, but in the actual story, they age her so that she isn't that young. She's more like...18 or so I'd say in the fanfic. And the person who made it made some really nice artwork to go along with it. Like I said, the story isn't bad, but the fact that people can look at that movie and think that those two should be a pair is what sort of gets to me. Romance is a bit overrated. I think it's important to acknowledge the importance of friendship, which isn't done very often. The main reason I love Wreck it Ralph so much is because those two were friends. I don't know. That's just my two cents.

Also, here'st he artist's work. I mean, Vanellope isn't like..../young/ in the story. Like, look.

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE...mits_stills_ch_6_10_by_vyntresser-d7zcgdg.png

And these are pretty good, too. The art was what honestly made me want to read the fanfic at all.

(here's some more)
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/293/3/5/you__beat_me__by_vyntresser-d6r8tog.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/230/f/8/kissfin_by_vyntresser-d6imuc1.gif
 
I've read a lot of weird fanfictions... I saw one about Dobby/the sorting hat once, but I never read it..
 
mdchan said:
Do you mean "weird" as in "sick and wrong" (ie, should never have been written/disturbing content), "weird" as in "creepy/unusual", or do you mean "weird" as in "strange pairings"?

In terms of weird pairings...I've seen too many of them out there to list. I don't even bat an eye at some of the "out-there" pairings fanfic writers come up with.

If you mean "weird" as in "Twilight Zone-like creepy", my favorite is a Gundam Wing story (3x4/QuatrexTrowa pairing) called "Gestalt" (I'm not putting a link to it because it has a warning of some adult content despite the fact that it's rated "T" and not "M". I typically skip over any citrus scenes in stories, so I don't recall what it might have to cause that warning).

If you mean "weird" as in "hilariously OOC and just overall strange", there's a Naruto story called "Naruto Primer". It's lighthearted and hilarious, with no real pairings, but still "weird" in one sense.

If you mean "weird" as in stuff which is a little over the line and that I avoid like the plague but still see when I scan descriptions, that'd be:
-Mpreg
-Genderbender (only exception is with Ranma fanfiction; The type I'm describing is: "Character A wakes up and is suddenly the opposite gender", or: "Character C has been hiding their true gender"...typically used to stay away from lesbian/gay pairings. Genderbenders were extremely popular before gay/lesbian pairings became more widely accepted)

Many incest/twincest fics also make me shudder (I saw them frequently in the form of YohxHao fics in the Shaman King section).

"Weird" to the point of crossing the line...again, I don't actively seek out these stories, so I usually wind up pulling back in horror due to the fact that the author failed to warn the readers (or just a glance at the description), and that would be RoyxEdward (FMA) pairings, or anything similar with an adult/child age difference (like SnapexHarry in the Harry Potter section).


I tend to think of myself as pretty open minded when it comes to fanfiction, but there are still some lines which should not be approached, let alone crossed.
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Oh my god, Roy/Ed. Thank you, now I know I'm not alone. The fandom is completely dominated by goddamn Roy/Ed fic and that's one of the major reasons I took a huge step back from it - the age difference combined with the power difference (in terms of their job titles) is just... good god, it's beyond creepy. If you say a word about it on, say, tumblr, there's a chance one of the fangirls might jump through the screen and rip your throat out, and I'd rather not die from "yo that imbalance is ****ed up guys"-related mauling, so yeah. I avoid FMA fandom writers like the plague. There's a ton of Elric-cest writers out there too, so it's inescapable really.
 
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