Weird things you did when you were younger

I enjoyed drowning ants by filling up the cap of a water bottle and puring it on them yelling, "DIE!"
I punched a kid in preschool, smashing his face into a mirror, all because he cut in line for the bathroom. Then recieved praise from my teacher because he was a bully.
I also put my foot in my mouth all the time.
I killed my fish by overfeeding them because I got too excited.
The list could go on and on.
 
My cousin, sister and I used to play Bar. It doesn't sound that strange but it probably wasn't the best for 3 children to pretend to be working in an establishment that serves alcohol o_o;
 
Used to eat lemon-flavored toothpaste. Like, a LOT...

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My cousin, sister and I used to play Bar. It doesn't sound that strange but it probably wasn't the best for 3 children to pretend to be working in an establishment that serves alcohol o_o;

My cousins and I would do that at my great-grandma's house because she had a bar set up in her basement.
 
-Well in the shower when the water was dripping down my hands I would sing them around pretending that I was a water bender
-I would also drown ants with water xD
-I would build a fort out of pillows blankets and chairs
-I used to speak into the fan while it was on because it made me sound like a robot
-while eating chips we'd play this game called Wish chip and find the biggest chip in the bag and that would be a wish chip ~then we would make a wish c:
 
For all the stupid crap I did as a kid, I am eternally grateful that YouTube wasn't a thing. My cousin and I videotaped almost everything we did... especially things like recreating our favorite scenes from "Dude, Where's My Car?" and various SNL Chris Farley sketches. We also used to fall to the floor in the middle of the mall and pretend to swim. I really don't know why.
 
-frequently pressed A when trying to catch a Pokemon thinking it would help
-thought that monsters would get me if I went downstairs alone in the middle of the night with the lights off

i still mash all the buttons out of habit lmao

-Dipped potato chips and pretzels in orange soda

what is wrong with you

I would make peanut butter & goldfish sandwiches. I thought they were pretty good.

...................you do mean goldfish crackers right, not actual goldfish

Who hasn't done that XD

anybody who didnt love themselves and watched ATLA

i used to get scared whenever we'd drive under an elevated highway (idk what theyre called? overpasses????? who knows) because i thought it would fall on top of us
 
until I was about 8 I would walk up steps like a dog and down steps the same way (not in public, though)

I used to get a slinky and tie it to my fridge handle and put it back, but a stuffed animal in it, and say "rip you pile of poo" and let it go.

whenever I would buy pizza, I'd just pull off the cheese/pepperonis and eat that by itself.

I'd take glass and throw it on the driveway outside "to catch the demons."

I once bit a girl (who called me a dog, so I was like "u callin me a dog, i'll show ya a dog.") and I got ISS for 2 weeks, she's now one of my friends and she has a scar.
 
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I dunno why but I used to pick ants up off the ground and eat them alive. I didn't chew or anything(the lucky ones got chewed I suppose) just swallowed directly.
I use to be flexible enough to roll up into a ball, then I saw Lilo and Stitch and that inspired me to roll up into a ball and roll around my house for hours.
I used to put coins into my mouth because the feeling it gave me was addicting.
 
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I dunno why but I used to pick ants up off the ground and eat them alive. I didn't chew or anything(the lucky ones got chewed I suppose) just swallowed directly.
I use to be flexible enough to roll up into a ball, then I saw Lilo and Stitch and that inspired me to roll up into a ball and roll around my house for hours.
I used to put coins into my mouth because the feeling it gave me was addicting.

The fact that you ate ants is pretty badass.
 
I used to think I could fly if I flapped my arms, so I would jump off of benches, picnic tables, and steps. I was sure that if I could flap my arms fast enough, I would eventually be flying. LOL
 
I used to think I could fly if I flapped my arms, so I would jump off of benches, picnic tables, and steps. I was sure that if I could flap my arms fast enough, I would eventually be flying. LOL

This was basically my life
But this was only when I wasn't attending to my duties as the Avatar.
 
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I used to think I could fly if I flapped my arms, so I would jump off of benches, picnic tables, and steps. I was sure that if I could flap my arms fast enough, I would eventually be flying. LOL

I used to put VHS boxes on my hands and flap as hard as I could haha
 
I fled in terror from singing animatronics. Chuck E. Cheese robots? Flee in terror. Douglas Fir the singing Christmas Tree? Flee in terror. I feel like such a hipster with my whole "I was terrified of animatronics before it was cool" thing but I really was freaked out by them.

I also swallowed a marble once, it has a swirly thing in the center and I wanted to bite it open to see what it was. All things considered accidentally swallowing it was probably preferable.
 
When I was younger I used to ride on my play sets and pretend they were cars, and I used to play with dog poop thinking it was mud xD
 
I used to take my moms makeup and mix it all up in a bowl... And like i pretended I was making potions and I truly believed i had powers..
 
I used to go over to my neighbors house and we would take literally every object in his room (mostly toys, but books, shoes, etc) and use them to make mazes for his pet rat. They would take up his entire room, so we basically just demolished his room like every day.

We were probably the bane of his mother's existence.
 
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