Weird things you did when you were younger

[Joy]

When I was in the bathtub I'd use my arms to push the water back and forth and pretend I was Katara teaching Aang how to "push and pull the water" lol.

 

[graceroxx]

I kept box elder bugs as pets. I also put them in Hot Wheels cars and then got mad when I couldn't get them out. Their names were all Boxer 1, Boxer 2, and so on. Couldn't tell them apart ha ha

 

[P.K.]

- Back in my old neighborhood I found an open sachete of dish soap lying around for some reason and I poured some of it into the neighbor's fountain and it just became one soapy mess for them. Although I was never caught.
- Same place. I wanted to play mailman so what I did was get everyone's mail and deliver it myself... I got in trouble by the admin because of that.
- Thought it was a good idea to ride my toy truck down a steep slope and I ended up hitting my head against a brick wall.
- In first grade, I bought myself a puppet ostrich from the field trip and played with it and treated it like an actual pet. Made it a bed and gave it food and water.

 

[ellabella12345]

-frequently pressed A when trying to catch a Pokemon thinking it would help

I do this in animal crossing when catching fish D;

 

[Becca617]

in kindergarten, my teacher was taking a picture of me for this project and for some ODD reason i put my arm up in the air and had my mouth open. Soooo embarrassing. >.> <.<

 

[Prabha]

When I was in the bathtub I'd use my arms to push the water back and forth and pretend I was Katara teaching Aang how to "push and pull the water" lol.

Oh my gosh. This completed my life, I did that too!
I used to also go near the ocean when I used to go on vacation, and I thought the waves were my water bending.

 

[bloomwaker]

I would grab a hose and while the water was pouring out and twirl it around so it looked like the water was doing this:

 

[TheGreatBrain]

I was a goofy child.lol. I could shuffle cards very fast and even taught myself a few tricks. I would pretend that I was in a fast card shuffling tournament on live t.v.The audience was amazed and I won the tournament. The other pretend contestants could not even come close to my super card shuffling abilities.

 

[Kammeh]

When I was in the bathtub I'd use my arms to push the water back and forth and pretend I was Katara teaching Aang how to "push and pull the water" lol.

I did this too omg. I was obsessed with Avatar.

 

[Angelmarina]

I use to eat a lot of weird things, mostly because my mom worked at night so she slept the whole day. The worst was when I thought that sugar and salt would taste good together, so I poured some of both in a little ziplock bag and ran around the whole day eating it. I would also eat uncooked ramen and the seasoning packets, and the little goya chicken flavored cubes.

I also had barbie and brats dolls, and Neopets and little Pokemon figures. I would play with them everywhere and I would pretend that the barbie's and brats would go on missions.

I also thought I was an expert cook and decided that cutting up potatoes and putting them in the microwave while my mom was at work was a good idea and I cut myself, freaked out and called my mom. Looking back this was weird for me because I remember watching Wolf's rain while cutting the potatoes, and I just question so much about that night from there.

 

[Lepidoptera]

Bugs were considered my friends when I was little. Mom came outside once to find I had put slugs on my arms. There was also were the ants on the table that I begged her not to kill my friends.

She has one embarrassing Halloween costume picture from when I was very young. I decided last minute I wanted to be angel chicken(WTF?!) apparently.

I used to let carpenter ants pinch me as a child.

When I was young I watched The Little Mermaid so much that even though I'm an adult my mother won't watch it. I also told her I wanted boobies like the sea witch.

I used to be really afraid of monsters at night. Then I got a Pooch Patrol and made it guard my door at night.

 

[mdchan]

what is wrong with you

Chips and pretzels in orange soda is no good, but you have no problem with me dipping my greenbeans (and lima beans, now that I recall it) in ketchup?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

I had an imaginary friend. See, when I was younger, I favored my right hand over my left and thought it was better in every way, so my imaginary friend was named "Leftie" and my left and right hands would get into all sorts of contests. As you can expect, my right hand always won. Good times.

I still spam press A when catching Pokemon, because it's just a habit at this point. I know it doesn't help, but it's still nice to repeatedly press the button and think it does XD

 

[Locket]

-I would build a fort out of pillows blankets and chairs
-I used to speak into the fan while it was on because it made me sound like a robot

I still do these. I love speakign in a fan thoudh XD

 

[cIementine]

When I played with my build a bears I had a koala who I decided was evil so I got knives from the kitchen and made Sydney the koala stab my build a bears

 

[Hyasynth]

• I used to play with lotion bottles instead of the many Barbie dolls I had lying around.
• I would pretend that my chocolate cereals were dog food.
• I also liked to sniff my dog's kibble and almost tried it once to see if it tasted like meat.
• I had this play tent I liked to set up in the living room and pretend it was a shelter during a natural disaster.
• Whenever I wore boots I would pretend they were steel-toe (as in literally all steel on the outside) combat boots and would gratuitously kick everything.

Kids are weird.

I used to take my moms makeup and mix it all up in a bowl... And like i pretended I was making potions and I truly believed i had powers..

I did this too, except I would use literally anything. Drano, bleach, table salt, dirt...
I needed everything because I was a science witch and I was going to cure world hunger. I could have killed somebody.

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

I used to take my moms makeup and mix it all up in a bowl... And like i pretended I was making potions and I truly believed i had powers..

I remember doing that with my school lunch back in elementary school. I still ate it.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

I mixed my yogurt with everything else and said it was "yogurt soup". I ate it, but no one else would think of trying it...

 

[unintentional]

I used to steal eggs and milk and go outside and put dirt into a big bowl, put the eggs and milk, and make it a cake for my dogs.
I used to eat dog treats (but that was due to, ahem, rather unfortunate circumstances.)
I once started a fire, poured lemonade on it to put it out, jump on it (which would start it up again) and do that for an hour.

 

[marzipanmermaid]

I used to eat the paint off the walls when I was in time out...
I used to eat cardboard and paper too...
I had imaginary friends, but would tell my mum they would gang up on me and beat me up when I introduced them to one another. Apparently my imaginary friends liked being friends with one another more than mine, lol.