Weird Things Villagers Say
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AppleTart0
I give people random TBT.
Hazel told me she'd go to bed earlier, but then she went to bed at 1AM as usual.
That squirrel unibrow uniwow liar...
That squirrel unibrow uniwow liar...
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AppleTart0
I give people random TBT.
~BREAKING NEWS~
Eugene uses toilet to 'warm up' and POISON his pastries!
Eugene, a famous (but also quite lazy) baker has been rumoured to be poisoning his pastries and selling them! We were VERY concerned (not) and so we set out on an undercover quest! We can now confirm that this crazy animal Eugene has been doing this for a year and caused 3 deaths, one being my daughter's!
For your infomation, Eugene is now rotting in a prison cell. This is your news reporter Mayor Bango hereby signing out.
AppleTart0
I give people random TBT.
Just for your infomation, my name is not Mayor Bango. 
Whisper
Fall into the everlasting dream
I'm dying of laughter right now. c':
AppleTart0
I give people random TBT.
XD
Wait a second...What if...
You're Eugene in disguise? .-.
- - - Post Merge - - -
It's okay, it happens. XD
TrinaAitch
Senior Member
Not a weird thing that's been said but Dizzy once left something at Olivia's house after a visit. It was a toilet... 
Haha Eugene is evil
Breath Mint
Minty#4226
Bob told me a few times about how he found out Ankha has ticklish feet and that he was going to use that to his advantage. lol
Mothership
Senior Member
My jock villager wanted me to buy his "gym worn" cherry.....ewwww. I don't want to know what he was doing with that at the gym.
TrinaAitch
Senior Member
^ That reminds me! One time a villager gave me a random gift, saying it would fit in with the rest of my stuff. It was a trash can. Were they calling my decor trash?
I just visited Katt and she told me she wouldn't eat me since I was a guest. Yay?
I just visited Katt and she told me she wouldn't eat me since I was a guest. Yay?
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LinkToTheWorld
The past is obdurate
Fang had a massive meltdown the other day, had never seen it before and wish I'd taken a photo. He wanted to buy my lat pull down that I was taking to retail to get rid of. I said no because I didn't want it in his house and he properly went off on one....something to the effect of what am I going to do now, very dramatic....another prompt came up then to choose to sell it to him again, so I said yes this time....was just very bizarre because I had no idea crankys had that dialogue
AppleBitterCrumble
TBT Hoarder
This one isn't one of the programmed convo's but a catchphrase from someones town:
So Tex was a stray move in from a town Ive wified with and I talked to him and his catchphrase is "*** me" Which then I reported him so it would go back to normal thank goodness.
So Tex was a stray move in from a town Ive wified with and I talked to him and his catchphrase is "*** me" Which then I reported him so it would go back to normal thank goodness.
freshmanmayor
Senior Member
Genji pinged me and asked my mayor is she was staring at him because she has a crush on him. He then proceeded to yell 'Stop staring at me!' or something along those lines. My poor jock bunny, he doesn't know how to deal with girls.
