Weird stuff your villagers say

"If I may be so bold, you're looking as cool as a fair number of cucumbers."
I'm allergic to cucumbers. x_x
 
Wee bringing this back because I saw it online from a link and I wanted to share this:


Dialogue:
Skye: oh! Amanda, it's so nice of you to drop in! I was just about to sit down to write a poem about a pocketknive!"
 
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One time Chrissy started crying over flowers saying bad things about her.
 
Whenever I'm near my police station, Julian (or Colton) always get nervous and says not to bring up the sock puppets
 

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not a villager, but Gulliver keeps making references to Friends the TV show. calling Lizzy his lobster and everything lol
 
Oh yes. Whenever the snooty villagers talks about UFOs and they break the fourth wall.
 
My villagers all now call me muscles and also one time Marshal and Peewee got in a fight and Peewee was telling Marshal to "roll up his sleeves" and Marshal said something along the lines of how that isn't formal enough and then he asked for my opinion on this and I said that "Suit up!" was a better thing to say. Then Marshal went and rambled on how they would look so good in suits.
 
Here's some silly ones:

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Who even puts celery and French toast together... 0.o

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Bree and Punchy were having an argument about... moussaka skiing? Ooookay then...:confused:

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SHAZZOINKIES!!!

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Okay wow, Carmen is REALLY hungry XD
 
Drift once pinged me and said I looked strangely feminine and cute. I was wearing a dollhouse dress and the backwards cap so I was just like...okay Drift? He then told me to forget he said anything and it was just akward. Drifts moved because I'm trying to get Genji bit i t was almost enough to keep him it was so funny XD

Also my villagers are obsessed with peach lassi they keep bringing it up randomly.

I don't remember which but and uchi in town was going to have a river picnic barbeque with peach lassi for a hot cider convention like what are you even talking about.
 
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