Weird stuff your villagers say

[The Pennifer]

i know right...i hav Pietro on my cycle town....OMG he's hilarious....lmao
i'm going to start taking pics of the conversations lol..

Yep! Great idea! I try and take a picture if I'm timing it right! Sadly I have missed some really funny ones! Hahaha
Yes, Pietro is really funny ... I think my fave funny guy is Kyle though ... I need to snap more of our conversations!
He has a crush on me too! Lol

- - - Post Merge - - -

lmao, he said that cause I pushed him into a pitfall on purpose

Hahaha! I love it when they get so mad and start fuming little puffs of smoke!

 

[Spooky.]

Yep! Great idea! I try and take a picture if I'm timing it right! Sadly I have missed some really funny ones! Hahaha
Yes, Pietro is really funny ... I think my fave funny guy is Kyle though ... I need to snap more of our conversations!
He has a crush on me too! Lol

- - - Post Merge - - -


Hahaha! I love it when they get so mad and start fuming little puffs of smoke!

Yesterday Leonardo got mad at me cause he was in my way (and I hate him) and I just started pushing him out of the way and he was like "DON'T PUSH ME" and then stormed around like that. I just cackled evily. That's what you get for your uninvited move-in that almost stopped me from getting a dreamy.

 

[Sheando]

The best thing any villager has ever said to me was when Blanche asked me if I believed in UFOs. When I said that I did, she replied "So do I! I've seen them, late at night when everyone else is sleeping. Unidentified Oranges! . . . What's the F stand for? Floor, of course. Unidentified Floor Oranges. I don't know who leaves them there, but I eat them!"

Excellent.

 

[The Pennifer]

The best thing any villager has ever said to me was when Blanche asked me if I believed in UFOs. When I said that I did, she replied "So do I! I've seen them, late at night when everyone else is sleeping. Unidentified Oranges! . . . What's the F stand for? Floor, of course. Unidentified Floor Oranges. I don't know who leaves them there, but I eat them!"

Excellent.

Yes! Hilarious! Apparently ACNL villagers are not above eating unidentified food off of the floor! Sad, really! Lol

 

[loreiid]

(So I obviously said "Anteater")

and he said

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Those Uchis, waking up to a giant peach, making for a CRAZY James & the Giant Peach reference.

 

[Snazzapple]

I opened Erik's closet and it said "It looks like he sleeps in here??"

 

[KainAronoele]

Omg, can we trade Antonios? xD yours sounds so hilarious!!

So, I have an awesome story, and I reallllyyyy wish I had taken pics of it (really need to more often) but Stitches, SUPER CUTENESS!!! Anyway, he told me something the other day and it turned into something rather creepy!
I was talking to him for the last time for the night and he told me something like, "Honeybun, I'm about to go to my secret base, so don't follow me, ok?! It's where I like to go to spend some quality alone time with myself."
Was like, uhmmm.. What kind of aloneee time, Stitches?
So. I follow him.
He walks up to Town Hall, goes up to the window and turns staring through the window, like literally 30 secs. Like watching Isabelle or something o -o then turns around and I'm right there. He immediately stops moving, stares at me for 5 secs, then runs to the back of the building xD
It's sad though, cuz Marshal also likes Isabelle (told my other character that she was beautiful)
But neither want me T _T

Side note, I've been Honeybun in my town for a while now (Peanut's doing) and today Stithes asked to start calling me cookie. And I think it's cuz he loves food..... But at least I'm a sweet food! ​

- - - Post Merge - - -

Another would be Shari, "I've been craving a peach. Just get those sometimes. You feel me? .... Get me a peach!"

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[DCB]

Poppy:

One day: "I've been reading 50 Ways to Get Out of a Pitfall."
The next day: "You should read 50 Ways to Get Out of a Pitfall. I've never read it before."

Wait. What?

 

[sleepel]

i wish i had gotten a screencap, but patty said something like "There's no water in my watering can. It's green tea! Just don't ask me what it's for!"

 

[Rasha]

I still don't know what that "FOOT" dream cranky villagers talk about means?!!!

 

[Candy_Rose]

The best thing any villager has ever said to me was when Blanche asked me if I believed in UFOs. When I said that I did, she replied "So do I! I've seen them, late at night when everyone else is sleeping. Unidentified Oranges! . . . What's the F stand for? Floor, of course. Unidentified Floor Oranges. I don't know who leaves them there, but I eat them!"

Excellent.

Haha Unidentified Floor Oranges! Portia said that to me once and I couldn't help but laugh!

 

[CJODell62]

My two snooty villagers, Bree and Maelle, both told me at one point, "I'm here today to eat prunes and yell at kids to stay off the lawn. And I'm almost out of prunes".

 

[tumut]

Rudy

I think Avery might have a gay side...

Doc was my spirit animal too...

 

[KiwiCrossxing]

I helped a villager deliver a present. When I got back, they said, "Here! Take my super toilet!"

 

[tumut]

Lol I have Antonio as well. I wish he was as entertaining as yours, hes a really cool guy but i'm gonna switch him for Lyman soon

 

[CJODell62]

Clyde, my lazy villager, did that to me several times now. This is in reply to the guy who said lazy villagers often talk in Battish back on page 1.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Well Tom seems to think that I am a trash can... he sent me a letter saying how it suits me perfectly...
Also Katt bought me a Mens Toilet and said that I would love it and I was like "How did you know "

 

[buzzing]

Shari tends to say the weirdest things, like how weather affects how people smell during hide and seek...

she also makes the most suspicious item transactions...