Ways to get expelled from school

[Alienfish]

Throw ALL the papers in the paper shredder

especially all the test/exam/quiz ones

 

[tae]

what the hell is going on here.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Assault everyone with a burning strip of magnesium, proclaiming that you are the god of light.

 

[Xerolin]

Do the thing in RainbowCherry's sig on everyone

 

[teto]

rub ur nips on everyone u pass in the hall

 

[Xerolin]

Run around school naked

 

[HungryForCereal]

fart in everyones faces even after being warned several times.

 

[cIementine]

scorch ur teacher's butt with a Bunsen burner
because my anaconda don't want none unless you got
bunsen

 

[Miii]

Grease the hallways with baby oil... a kid did that at my school :U no one got hurt thankfully (and I got to skip 3 classes I hated while they cleaned it up lol)

 

[teto]

Whenever someone mentions that education is important, blare ''WHY U ALWAYS LYING'' in their face with a boombox

 

[SensaiGallade]

Spray the floor with deodorant then set it alight! It happened!

 

[Anine]

and you've been expelled for that?

Suspended for 2 weeks. My school was super strict about 'damaging school property', would probably gone worse if my mum wasn't a teacher there.

 

[sej]

Do the diet coke and mentos thing in the headmasters office.

 

[Pastell]

Run around blasting Megalovania on an old boombox and screaming "YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME" at people.


yes im undertale trash

 

[CuteYuYu]

Pour handsanitizer in a teacher's drink.

Yes I know someone who did that c:

 

[teto]

Fill all the hand soap dispensers with mustard.

MEHEHEHHEHEE

 

[Xerolin]

smother all the mirrors and sink with handsoap then smash them

 

[JellyDitto]

challenge all the teachers to see who can fit the most promethean board pens up their anus

 

[Xerolin]

stuff your backpack with giant dildos and throw them in the air in class

 

[JellyDitto]

take a stapler, unhinge it, and use it in a nunchuck-like manner.