Ways to get expelled from school

[GalacticGhost]

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[Shawna]

Get on top of the roof with a few of your friends, take some desks and books with you and throw them off the building.

 

[jiny]

tell the teacher to expel you

 

[Shawna]

I need this thread. Sometimes I feel like doing these things, but I know it will just add fuel to the fire.

If the teacher tells you to keep negative options to yourself, yell at him/her "THERE'S SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL 'FREESOM OF SPEECH'! IT'S THE FIRST ADMENMENT!!!"

^Back in December, I called [someone] strict, petty, and mean. The teacher got upset at me. I just shut down inside. I didn't want to say anything and make it worse. I really/kinda wanted to "remind" the teacher about the first amendment, but I know that it only make matters worse and I'd feel horrible afterwards, so I just went dead silent for the rest of that class period.

I can't wait to graduate this June...

 

[Tensu]

Shove a midget down the trash can, flip it over and sit on it.

 

[HungryForCereal]

set fire to the school.

 

[Pastell]

Throw spaghetti at everyone, yelling 'NYEH HEH HEH' while playing Bonetrousle on a boombox.

because your not the bonely undertale trash here

Grab the class Skeleton statue thing and throw its bones at people while making terribly cringeworthy bone puns.

My people

 

[GalacticGhost]

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[teto]

tibia honest that's a rather sanstastic way to get expelled from school

Try to shove kids down a basketball hoop thing while yelling 'GEEEETTTT DUNKED ON!!!!!'

cover the floor in glue and blare spider dance obnoxiously
then watch them suffer

 

[nintendofan85]

Get drunk there.

 

[Katattacc]

Get 420 high in the bathroom. Even if you don't get expelled, you'll be having a good time. lol (please stay away from hard drugs!!)

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Hold a plastic knife in the general direction of a teacher.

 

[Pastell]

cover the floor in glue and blare spider dance obnoxiously
then watch them suffer

Go insane after the entirety of the Undertale fandom ransacks the school with bad puns, references, and annoying dogs.

 

[Shawna]

Throw the restroom pass everywhere out of anger!

 

[GalacticGhost]

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[spurrinkle]

go to school naked

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

beat up the teachers and the principal. easy.

not easy... i tried to bite my teachers when i was little and they pinned me down... i couldnt move at all (I curse the name the one behind it all... Mr. Creps im howling at the top of my lungs and sleeping in the middle of ur stupid classes)

 

[YamiKagayaite]

Serious: Speedball (heroin and coke) in plain sight: Very, very strong, and very, very dangerous.
Mundane: Punch the kid beside you who's sleeping during a lecture.
Stupid: Do number 2 on the bathroom floor. Not the toilet. The floor.

 

[Goth]

bring razor blades to school

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

STAY AFTER CLASS AFTER THE TEACHER LEAVES AND WRECK THE WHOLE ROOM

UNLEASH THE TSUNAMI AND HURRICANE IN YOU